Name one thing you wish was true in the UFC

Wish fighters wouldn't cut weight but fought at their natural weight
 
I wish they all could be California girls. And I wish they did tournaments!!!!!
 
Naked ring girls, except for chandella she can wear an Islamic garb for all I care
 
I wish I could go back in time to watch Ronda lose to Holly again
 
Surprise lions.

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I wish...

1 Night
Exotic Animals
Everyone roided beyond belief
Open weight tourney
Celebrity Refs(Tyson, Segal, Van Damme, Norris, Jet Li, etc)
Winner takes home $10,000,000 (before bonuses and gate) and option to opt out of reebok contract.
 
That 10% of the profits went straight into my bank account
 
No weight limit at HW

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Seriously though, BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET(under 265)
 
I wish the first round was ten minutes.

Or I wish they had PRIDE's rigorous drug testing standards. Yeah, maybe PRIDE's drug testing. Hard to say.
 
I wish rankings actually fucking mattered.
 
I wish the best actually fought the best and not just who they wanted to fight. And I wish conor would've defended his belt at least once before Fucking off and trying to fight people in other divisions. That's usually reserved for people that have absolutely cleaned out their divisions. But he gets to do it without even defending once.
 
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