Mysterious Bracelets Worn by Lesbians

[NewGuardBjj]

Know the kind I'm talking about? They are typically black and are made of some type of woven fabric. They come in various sizes but the trend was for them to get larger and larger. Sometimes they are colored.

I've seen a lot of lesbians in cargo shorts sport them, but I've also seen outdoorsy type dudes wearing them alongside camo vests and such.


Enlighten me, what the hell are these? And what's the cultural significance there?

 

[DaleBoca]

Google it.

 

[Zer]

Know the kind I'm talking about? They are typically black and are made of some type of woven fabric. They come in various sizes but the trend was for them to get larger and larger. Sometimes they are colored.

They're getting bigger and brighter because a lot of them go missing during ... well ...

 

[NewGuardBjj]

Google it.

Not helping

 

[The Sausage King]

Know the kind I'm talking about? They are typically black and are made of some type of woven fabric. They come in various sizes but the trend was for them to get larger and larger. Sometimes they are colored.

I've seen a lot of lesbians in cargo shorts sport them, but I've also seen outdoorsy type dudes wearing them alongside camo vests and such.


Enlighten me, what the hell are these? And what's the cultural significance there?

like these ??

 

[NewGuardBjj]

like these ??

Similar but no.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

It's the official I'm gay bracelet distributed by the federal government. To get one, you must perform 5 homosexual acts and a notary must witness them.

 

[NewGuardBjj]

It's the official I'm gay bracelet distributed by the federal government. To get one, you must perform 5 homosexual acts and a notary must witness them.

That's a low requirement. I know straight guys who've done 5 homosexual acts in a single night of heavy drinking.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

That's a low requirement. I know straight guys who've done 5 homosexual acts in a single night of heavy drinking.

if all your roommates are bad, you are the bad roommate

 

[NewGuardBjj]

if all your roommates are bad, you are the bad roommate

Hm, I've only got one. She happens to be amazing.

 

[Volund]

this just in

straight guy curious of gay lifestyle

details tonight

for real though its called docking

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Hm, I've only got one. She happens to be amazing.

how far over your head was that? a mile?

 

[NewGuardBjj]

how far over your head was that? a mile?

I guess so.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

I guess so.

it meant that dude is gay, he is not straight

 

[NewGuardBjj]

it meant that dude is gay, he is not straight

If you told him he was gay, He'd say:

"I'm not gay. I just like to party."

 

[NewGuardBjj]

But really, I'm worried about these bracelets.

 

[AgedFlatus]

lol, tags.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

If you told him he was gay, He'd say:

"I'm not gay. I just like to party."

there is this thing people do sometimes, it is called LYING, ever hear of it?

 

[NewGuardBjj]

The last time I saw one, I was drinking White Russians with my buddy after work at a smoke-filled Applebees in Dallas, Texas.

The bartender was wearing one. She was heavy-set. Nice lady. She was wearing cargo shorts. Had calves like tree trunks.

 

[NewGuardBjj]

I saw a father son duo wear them once, too. Looked like a family of oddly-obtained money, like maybe the dad hit it big selling energy drinks online, or owned a gold and ammo trading post.