My wife threw out all my Burger King coups :(

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Did I ever tell you about the time Burger King put waaaaay too much ketchup on my burger

Nothing's worse than going to Wendy's and arriving home, you discover that when you said, "No mayo please" the doofus at the window must've thought you said "I like disgusting goo on my burger that looks like cum, dip each patty until you can't see the meat!"

 

[Chomsky Honk]

I use coupons but if they aren’t registering with the computer and there’s a line I wont bother the poor cashier about it like a soccer mom piece of shit.

 

[Joe Wong]

@Clippy can i join Clippy Nation?

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy can i join Clippy Nation?

That's not a thing and no

Visit my chatroom in my sig / the OT for more

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

@Clippy can i join Clippy Nation?

Requires a triple yellow

 

[Clippy]

Requires a triple yellow

You want in my group bud?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You want in my group bud?

If that's an offer, it's a generous one.
But I want to earn my way there by getting banned first. Look for my sock, it'll be named Cloverpressure. The mods are too dumb to figure that out

 

[TeTe]

Yes, I use them quite often.

But be thankful that you'll have to go without Burger King another day.

 

[Joe Wong]

Requires a triple yellow

how does one accomplish this!?

 

[dembones22]

I was all excited to use them and found she tossed em. There was some good coups on there too. $399 for 10 nuggets and a fries. Buy a whopper and get one free.

Coups can be good sometimes. Let's talk coups

Your getting ripped off if your paying $400 for 10 Burger King chicken flavored nuggets...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

how does one accomplish this!?

The first time for me was back when Lindsay Lohan was a thing, I sent pictures of her scabby cooch to the forum admin.

I used to be so hot for old scabby cooch, got me diamonds

 

[Clippy]

Your getting ripped off if your paying $400 for 10 Burger King chicken flavored nuggets...

It's Canadian money

 

[minute bull]

I'll tell the Sandinistas the coup's been canceled then.

 

[dembones22]

Nothing's worse than going to Wendy's and arriving home, you discover that when you said, "No mayo please" the doofus at the window must've thought you said "I like disgusting goo on my burger that looks like cum, dip each patty until you can't see the meat!"

I can respect your choices in Fast food fare. Wendy's is the tits. I'm not so picky about mayo myself, however.

 

[Swiftie]

She didn't toss them. She gave them to me and mmmmm that Burger King was so tasty.

 

[smooth assassin]

Ahem, I was told I’d get free Burger King coupons if I posted?

 

[smooth assassin]

She didn't toss them. She gave them to me and mmmmm that Burger King was so tasty.

only an pos would eat clippys wife’s Burger King and say mmmmm

 

[dembones22]

It's Canadian money

I thought Canadians bartered and traded furs and dried fish goods in exchange for fast food ??

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I can respect your choices in Fast food fare. Wendy's is the tits. I'm not so picky about mayo myself, however.

This one time, after a Grateful Dead concert, I had to start driving to the next venue/ state immediately, and stopped at a Wendy's, starving.
Got a big bag of burgers and hit the road, and found out that once again I'd forgotten they put mayo on their burgers.
It was too late to turn back, and that was the day my life was ruined.

 

[dembones22]

This one time, after a Grateful Dead concert, I had to start driving to the next venue/ state immediately, and stopped at a Wendy's, starving.
Got a big bag of burgers and hit the road, and found out that once again I'd forgotten they put mayo on their burgers.
It was too late to turn back, and that was the day my life was ruined.

I never ask for no Mayo. I even put mayo on my Chicago dogs!! Because fuk your rules that's why !!




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