My wife threw out all my Burger King coups :(

[Clippy]

I was all excited to use them and found she tossed em. There was some good coups on there too. $399 for 10 nuggets and a fries. Buy a whopper and get one free.

Coups can be good sometimes. Let's talk coups

 

[Clippy]

Did I ever tell you about the time Burger King put waaaaay too much ketchup on my burger

 

[Fraz]

Omg what a bitch, armbar her immediately.

 

[Benny Viper]

If you ever wonder why @Zer gave you the buisness in @HOV's poll thread, I want you to think back to this thread.

 

[Clippy]

If you ever wonder why @Zer gave you the buisness in @HOV's poll thread, I want you to think back to this thread.

If you ever wonder why you're not in my super group anymore... etc

 

[JAEGERX]

she's saving your life, you fatty, she's a saint for staying with you

 

[Based and White Pilled]

My wife does. I support her in her use, but I don't use them mostly because I almost never shop.

 

[ithinktheymad]

There are apps for that now.

 

[Van_Damage]

usually where I am it's almost always buy one whopper get one free, and .99 cent chicken nuggets all of the time. I just don't go there because it's usually gross.

The day I use coupons is the day I probably hang myself. no offense

 

[scorpipede]

There are apps for that now.

All coupons should be digital now. Save a tree and shit you guys.

 

[syct23]

Fuck you Clippy...

Have a nice day.

 

[Clippy]

All coupons should be digital now. Save a tree and shit you guys.

I still get a bunch in the mail and I'm bad at phones

 

[scorpipede]

I still get a bunch in the mail and I'm bad at phones

Be good at phones. Save a tree and shit.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Well, it's already established that you have an axe...

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Clippy

Do you get startled ?

 

[Track Jipper]

That woman saved you. You should buy her a nice dinner, which in turn, will help to get the nastiness of Burger King out of your mind.

This was a good thing for you.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Well, if you keep eating all that fast food, you'll get a sexy dad bod like me and all the women will be all over you. Your wife doesn't want that

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy

Do you get startled ?

??? Everybody does now and again.

I get night terrors

Recently I screamed in my sleep and woke the wife and she screamed and then that caused me to actually wake up and I jumped out of bed and REALLY screamed and we just kind of screamed at each other for a while

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You've got a wife?

Why haven't you gotten rid of her yet? Shit like this won't happen.

Besides, women love them some coupons because they be shopping.
She's just doing it to make you angry, like women do.

 

[scorpipede]

??? Everybody does now and again.

I get night terrors

Recently I screamed in my sleep and woke the wife and she screamed and then that caused me to actually wake up and I jumped out of bed and REALLY screamed and we just kind of screamed at each other for a while

Where was your judgemental cat throughout all of this?