My wife keeps forcing me to listen to this during sex

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  1. Gurglevox Banned Banned

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    should I file for divorce?:
     
  2. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    Didn't listen to the song, but yes.
     
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    Just make her alternate with this.

     
  6. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    she's a dude right, thats whats going on here
     
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    Lame troll attempt
     
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    you think that’s something well.. i went to starbucks and the car in front of me pahid for my drink and the lady at the window made it a point to tell me this right off the bat so i said ok and then she just stood there and whaited and stopped taling and just sta7ring at me wheil the line of cars sat behond me it was clear that she wanted me to pay for the car behind me so i ]asked her if this was like a thing for tod7ay or some promotio and she said no its just waht people do sometimes and then she kept sataring at me and i saw my venti smores frappucino on the counter to her right and i id nt know what to do and i was feeling anxl,ious now and i think i hear another car beep like their horn or somethging and i swar time froze so i said to myself in my head not outloud that this is bs i intended to just buy my drink and go pick my mom up buty she just didnt even flinch or go for my drink so i sad i woud pay for the car behind me if thats how it work and she lit up like a crhistmas trre all msoiles and shit like this somehow made her d7ay like we are particpiating in some totally sweet cosiual experminet and i sighed and handed her my card not knowing what was about tyo happen then i looked in the mirror and it ws a frigging ford van packed with highschool kids and some hipster driver i prayed that he only otrdered a small drink for him7self but tha was not the case the order came to and i shit you not 64.25 i was not told this until after she swqiped my card and handed my my drink jand my card back but i didnt know what to do so i drov off and a little piece of me died
     
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    Your wife makes me listen to your sobbing in the next room
     
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    I don't know how you have sex listening to that? I listened for for about a minute and my dick turtled up...
     
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    I didn't think anyone who post's on a karate forum would be teh type to listen to womens needs!
     
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    You don't have a wife, do you?
     
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    Women's what now ?
     
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    Yes, that song seriously sucks.
     
  16. Gurglevox Banned Banned

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    How do I make her stop?
     
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    tell your sister to take off, eh
     
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    Go soft. That should get the message across.
     
  19. Gurglevox Banned Banned

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    Hey gizmo
     
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    Thought it would be Sandstorm
     

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