My toilet is making a whimpering sound

[milliniar]

Have you tried turning it off and rebooting it?

 

[CerebralKnievel]

My roommate is a plumber. Just asked him. He instantly said, it's the fill valve failing.

 

[kahiljabroni]

Maybe it's time to lose weight. Get it. . You're so heavy the toilet is whimpering.

 

[GSP_37]

You hurt the toilet's feelings by shitting on it so much.

See Japanese Toto toilets for fucking spectacular cutting edge high tech toilet functionality. Extremely smart employees over there.