My theory on how to stop xenomorph violence...

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Don't:
scream
shoot it with fire

Do:

Introduce yourself
offer high five
ask if it enjoys the rap music
ask if it saw the big game last night
explain that you also do not pay your taxes
throw it a basketball

 

[HunterAcosta]

hmmmm. Interesting. I think they should just make the alien series come to earth and just have them murk fools in the inner city in the modern day. kill ghetto fools, corporate fools, suburban fools, miltary......everybody gets murked. Llike the way the Halloween series went. Id love to see bustah rhymes killed by a xeno.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Id love to see bustah rhymes killed by a xeno.

Who wouldn't?

 

[Cojopi Extomino]

I think god should just send his son to earth to die for our sins that way we can kill all the xenomorphs and then fuck eachothers wives' for a couple centuries. Then boom, we murder Jesus, he comes back and we're all good.

Also if you see garbage on the ground, don't throw more garbage next to it.

 

[Lavitz]

Man Busta was holding his own against Michael Myers. I forgot how terrible awesome that movie was.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

hmmmm. Interesting. I think they should just make the alien series come to earth and just have them murk fools in the inner city in the modern day. kill ghetto fools, corporate fools, suburban fools, miltary......everybody gets murked. Llike the way the Halloween series went. Id love to see bustah rhymes killed by a xeno.

What I thought about your Busta Rhymes idea

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Busta got fat

 

[ufcfan4]

Man Busta was holding his own against Michael Myers. I forgot how terrible awesome that movie was.

Worst of the series in my opinion and it's not even particularly close. Well the Druid curse one with Rudd is also awful, but I give it a bit more leeway since Rudd is awesome.

hahah. Myers no selling in that second gif like prime Taker or Kane.

 

[ufcfan4]

Don't:
scream
shoot it with fire

Do:

Introduce yourself
offer high five
ask if it enjoys the rap music
ask if it saw the big game last night
explain that you also do not pay your taxes
throw it a basketball

You're definitely onto something.

Maybe offer to wingman for it at a singles event?

 

[Midnighter]

hmmmm. Interesting. I think they should just make the alien series come to earth and just have them murk fools in the inner city in the modern day. kill ghetto fools, corporate fools, suburban fools, miltary......everybody gets murked. Llike the way the Halloween series went. Id love to see bustah rhymes killed by a xeno.

90/early 00s Busta rhymes was a Predator so he would wreck Xenos.

 

[Lavitz]

Busta got fat

Too much Courvoisier.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Busta got fat

Busta belt

 

[franquito]

There's no jobs for the xenos, so of course theyre going to engage in violent crime
We need to improve the economy first and foremost

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

There's no jobs for the xenos, so of course theyre going to engage in violent crime
We need to improve the economy first and foremost

excellent point