My problem with the movie Sister Act

[grey poupon]

Who in the hell would have Whoopi Goldberg as their mistress? That is one hard up mob boss, who must be willing to put his cock inside of any woman.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

That’s your whole problem with it? My problem with it is it fucking sucks.

 

[grey poupon]

That’s your whole problem with it? My problem with it is it fucking sucks.

So you would bang Whoopi Goldberg, bro you got low standards

 

[Jack Reacheround]

So you would bang Whoopi Goldberg, bro you got low standards

No, I’m saying there are much bigger problems with the movie aside from that plot hole, like the entire premise being shit.















And I would bang Whoopi’s Goldberg. But I would also bang KRS One.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

It should’ve been called SISTA ACT

 

[EvilDDS]

Damn, friday night, it's between this or Supra's drunken movie night. Both have their merits!

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

No, I’m saying there are much bigger problems with the movie aside from that plot hole, like the entire premise being shit.















And I would bang Whoopi’s Goldberg. But I would also hang KRS One.

Racist

 

[Ranzou**]

Damn, friday night, it's between this or Supra's drunken movie night. Both have their merits!

About to down a bottle of Jack then make angsty threads in the WR about why we should all just get along. Friday's...

 

[punky brewster]

All I want to know is if she had eyebrows when she was born.......

 

[Ranzou**]

Who in the hell would have Whoopi Goldberg as their mistress? That is one hard up mob boss, who must be willing to put his cock inside of any woman.

Well. It wasn't exactly spelled out in the prologue but Vince was Deloris's crush in grade school and they gave eachother promise rings. Cut to 30 years later and their star crossed lovers paths crossed yet again when they met at the Nugget Lounge in Reno thus rekindling that forgotten passion in a torrid new affair that rocked the city, and indeed Religious institutions to their foundations.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Racist

That was suooosed to be bang. But iPhones are racist.

 

[Mickey Mick]

Uhhh Ted Danson hit that Whoopie pie back in the 80’s.

Are you saying you’re better than Ted Danson???

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I woulda hit sister act era whoopi

I mean if demi Moore and Patrick Swayze would be willing to have a threesome, who am I to deny her?

 

[HereticBD]

Thread title of the year.

 

[tmnpothead]

Jumping jack flash>sister act

 

[EvilDDS]

Uhhh Ted Danson hit that Whoopie pie back in the 80’s.

Are you saying you’re better than Ted Danson???

No one! Again, no one is better than Ted Danson/Sam Malone, so I guess we should all aspire to bang Whoopi! Ted Talks

 

[Alphaboy]

I hear ugly girls are GOOOOOD in bed.

In the words of Mike Tyson: they'd f*** you 'till you loved them!

 

[EvilDDS]

Supra drunk as fuck now, so Imma chill in this thread for now and see what transpires

 

[bortt]

Well she was pretty hot in those flashy lounge-singer dresses and even sexier in the nun suit, tbh...

 

[Tone C]

Jumping jack flash>sister act

Agreed.

It's a gas, gas, gas.