My Pie Fell Off- Am I marked by Christ?

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Instant karma for your misogynistic lazy ass.

Its a knife fam, not that hard to wash.

triggered
also, washing and cleaning are not jobs any real man would do, that is comletely below the station in life that the universe bestowed upon those possesing testoerone.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i am confused about one thing though, you clearly stated TS that the pies magically grow a new crust after u remicrowave them. How is this explained by our current understanding of physics? if these pies can ignore the laws of the known universe already, is it not safe to assume that the supernatural abilities contained within these meat pastries already is a valid enough explination for it to become slef aware and jump off ur counter already?

 

[Viva]

I let her do all the washing up. I tell her she's better at it than I am (she isn't). It's good for her self-esteem.

You're in no position to make others feel inadequate.

You were about to eat wet dog food marketed for humans.

 

[Viva]

triggered
also, washing and cleaning are not jobs any real man would do, that is comletely below the station in life that the universe bestowed upon those possesing testoerone.

 

[Gazwald]

i am confused about one thing though, you clearly stated TS that the pies magically grow a new crust after u remicrowave them. How is this explained by our current understanding of physics? if these pies can ignore the laws of the known universe already, is it not safe to assume that the supernatural abilities contained within these meat pastries already is a valid enough explination for it to become slef aware and jump off ur counter already?

Oven =/= Microwave.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

I believe this is why England went on such a vast conquering spree. They were desperate for good food.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Oven =/= Microwave.

i mean i guess the toast-r-oven isnt exactly a microwave if you want to get technical.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i am confuised by this as well, what do 2 gay minority guys doing lady work mean? i think this just proves my point.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

The misogyny is the best part of the story, imo.

 

[dabausplaya]

There's so many things wrong with this thread.

 

[johnyboy]

Did I mention you can scrape off the crispy layer and put it back in the oven and the next layer goes crispy too?

Why scrape it off then?

 

[Rhood]

This is what you eat for dinner?
Canned food? lol

 

[King Richard]

It was the spirit of Ronnie.. #neverforget

 

[Gazwald]

Why scrape it off then?

You get two crusts. The pastry underneath is soggy as fuck.

 

[TheMMAn]

How do you go about getting a microwave ready to be cleaned, playa?

Just curious

 

[Chaos Spawn]

But she's out working while you're at home baking pies, yes?

rofl. demolished.

 

[Gazwald]

How do you go about getting a microwave ready to be cleaned, playa?

Just curious

Well, the microwave has to require cleaning. Can't have her coming home to a clean microwave every night. It would disturb her routine.

 

[BornOnMonday]

Somebody is going to barge into this thread and call you poor. They'll probably lash out at me too just for being here.

Hey Sam, who's your poor friend?

 

[Sexy]

This is what you eat for dinner?
Canned food? lol

A diet staple of the poor.

 

[SingerAuto]

I never caught it, but Sam Merlowe, is that a shout out to True Blood character Sam?