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My Pie Fell Off- Am I marked by Christ?

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  1. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    So, here's the scoop:
    I was ready to tuck into a Fray Bentos pie. I scraped off the crispy layer of pastry and readied the pie to put back in the oven (PROTIP: It goes crispy again). I put the knife in the sink for my girlfriend to wash later when she gets home from work and the pie fell off. It was face down and upon inspection, completely doomed and covered in dog hair and random shit.

    Possible Causes:

    Wind: Window was closed. No draft problems in my house as far as I'm aware.

    Poor Balance: No way. That shit had ample room. It wasn't even hanging off.

    Me: Nope. I was the other side of the room getting the microwave ready for my girlfriend to clean when she gets home from work.

    Jesus Christ: By process of elimination, probably.

    Anyone ever had a similar religious experience? If so, what could it mean?
     
  2. cartizel Brown Belt

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    Fray called, he wants his Bentos back
     
  3. Horse Style Gold Belt

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    You must be very bored to make this nonsense thread. Getting impatient waiting for your imaginary girlfriend?
     
  4. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    What is this shit?

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  5. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    Did I mention you can scrape off the crispy layer and put it back in the oven and the next layer goes crispy too?
     
  6. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Somebody is going to barge into this thread and call you poor. They'll probably lash out at me too just for being here.
     
  7. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    Dude I knew gets Fray Bentos confused with Fidel Castro. No idea why. He did it in a quiz.
     
  8. VroomyJeeps Brown Belt

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    Rip wants to know if youve been channeling demons

    Your pie is posessed
     
  9. Chaos Spawn Kuiper belt

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    how did you pie end up covered in "dog hair and other random shit" when it fell on the floor tiger?

    i thought you said you had a girlfriend...

    realdoll owner exposed itt.
     
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    The fact is, you and/or the pie are demonically possessed.

    This is definitely the work of demons.
     
  11. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    That "pie" looks like dog food
     
  12. Viva Gunga Ginga

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    Instant karma for your misogynistic lazy ass.

    Its a knife fam, not that hard to wash.
     
  13. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    You and Sam Merlotte sound poor.
     
  14. The Clinch Middle-Earth with Glee-Glop and the Floopty-Doos. Platinum Member

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    That's all I needed to conclude my time in this thread. Outstanding.
     
  15. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    "Pro tip," just like "hack," is a shitty buzz word that needs to GTFO.
     
  16. Viva Gunga Ginga

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    Wet food.

    Dogs go apeshit for that stuff.

    Also poor people.
     
  17. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    It's true the grade of meat used is the same as it is for pet food. Dat pastry doe
     
  18. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    I let her do all the washing up. I tell her she's better at it than I am (she isn't). It's good for her self-esteem.
     
  19. jmac98 * Platinum Member

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    But she's out working while you're at home baking pies, yes?
     
  20. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    Yeh she sells pins. Comes back with her hair matted every now and again but I take the rough with the smooth. It's all part of the pin trade.
     
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