So, here's the scoop: I was ready to tuck into a Fray Bentos pie. I scraped off the crispy layer of pastry and readied the pie to put back in the oven (PROTIP: It goes crispy again). I put the knife in the sink for my girlfriend to wash later when she gets home from work and the pie fell off. It was face down and upon inspection, completely doomed and covered in dog hair and random shit. Possible Causes: Wind: Window was closed. No draft problems in my house as far as I'm aware. Poor Balance: No way. That shit had ample room. It wasn't even hanging off. Me: Nope. I was the other side of the room getting the microwave ready for my girlfriend to clean when she gets home from work. Jesus Christ: By process of elimination, probably. Anyone ever had a similar religious experience? If so, what could it mean?