my neighbor from hell

[Sunnyvale TP]

Hell no! Shit no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I thought what he said was pretty funny, but then again I’m an imbecile

 

[mmafan2000]

As some of you may know, my neighbor is a pos. Very passive aggressive type of guy. Yesterday I was packing my groceries in my house and I had a carton of eggs in my hand. He was outside gardening and he said "hey, you're pretty eggcentric". I was caught off guard and was like "haha yeah". Then he goes "have an eggcredible day". So naturally I try to respond with an egg related pun or whatever and i said "stop being an egghole". This fucking guy didnt even laugh, and says "hey man I was just kidding, no need to get personal". This guy drives me nuts. always starting shit, im not a confrontational guy but id love to just piece him up on his lawn. Am i over reacting?

Stop being an egghole is a bit aggressive man. I don't blame him for being upset. Egghole coupled with a serious tone can be taken the wrong way. Were you smiling at least to let him know you were kidding?

 

[puppybird]

If I was your neighbor no doubt I’d take eggception to your egregious behaviour

 

[clutchCAT420]

Watch Cat from hell. Much worse imo

 

[mooseman17]

If that’s all that happened then you’re definitely overreacting. Just fake laugh OR don’t at his shitty joke and move the fuck on with your day.

 

[Sirwastealot]

Sounds like he wants to eggfuck you.

 

[Batjester]

You're just ovulating

Underrated comment.

 

[dildos]

lmao this is my fav op i read today.

10/10.

 

[13 others]

"Egg credible? Really, Bob?

You realize that makes no sense, right? I mean the egg centric pun wasn't funny but at least it demonstrated that you know how the game works. But egg credible? Jesus.

I'm sorry man, but I have to report this. The HOA has rules about this kind of thing. I'm afraid it's in there hands now."

Hahah. Legit made me laugh. Thats what im saying.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Leave it. Dont eggsasserbate the situation.

 

[Kowboy Karl]

Put sugar in his gas tank

 

[puppybird]

 

[Piewarrior]

You need a thicker shell

 

[biscuitsbrah]

He trollin ur ass so good

 

[deadshot138]

Think you might be the egghole