my neighbor from hell

[Mr Mojo Lane]

LOL, if this egghead is what you call the neighbor from hell

 

[fungi]

He does sound like someone who likes to push the buttons of people around.

Fuck such cocksuckers! Tell such fucks off everytime they try to cross the boundaries. The only way to set those boundaries.

P. s. TS, you should develop a thicker skin tho.

 

[Greta Thunberg]

Ever seen this series of videos?

The psychotic neighbor is one seriously persistent bastard and the homeowner deserves
a medal for the patience he shows in dealing this lunatic.


Click on the YouTube link for the full series:


Consider yourself lucky.

 

[marioh]

Have you tried touching him with the jab?

 

[Provocateur]

Maybe he wants to play with your eggs.

 

[Goon Dog]

This will never stop until you let him fuck you in the ass. Or maybe he was just trying to make conversation. Or maybe he just isn't good at social interaction but is at least giving it a try. Or maybe you are too sensitive and should let it roll off your back. Or maybe he's trying to push your buttons because he senses you're weak and unwilling to stand up for yourself. Or maybe if you projected confidence he would leave you alone. Or maybe you should just confront the guy like a man, not forcefully, but face to face ask if the guy has a problem with you and then deal with it appropriately.

No, I had it right the first time. This will never stop until you let him fuck you in the ass.

 

[Fluffernutter]

He seems eggstatic to be living near you.

 

[Fluffernutter]

FWIW, your neighbor did nothing wrong.

I'm an introvert that doesn't tend to start conversations with others. But, I think you are over reacting.

 

[RDUBYA]

I hope you're yoking

 

[-Magua-]

 

[Raffen]

All this could have been avoided if he hadn't responded with your lame joke.

Should have just laughed and said bye and gone in

 

[tank666]

Ever seen this series of videos?

The psychotic neighbor is one seriously persistent bastard and the homeowner deserves
a medal for the patience he shows in dealing this lunatic.


Click on the YouTube link for the full series:


Consider yourself lucky.

Jesus, I thought you Americans just shoot guys like this when on their property?

 

[Greta Thunberg]

Jesus, I thought you Americans just shoot guys like this when on their property?

Guy deserved a beating for his actions in this video for sure. But after the 47th videoed incident of this type behavior from him, it may have
been time to escalate the the repercussions for this dude. What that is I'm not sure, but he needs to be taught a lesson of some sort.

 

[neverwas]

nothing worse than being on egg shells round someone.

 

[M4rk]

Have you tried this?

 

[HydraCap3]

You clearly need this.

 

[Fedorgasm]

"Egg credible? Really, Bob?

You realize that makes no sense, right? I mean the egg centric pun wasn't funny but at least it demonstrated that you know how the game works. But egg credible? Jesus.

I'm sorry man, but I have to report this. The HOA has rules about this kind of thing. I'm afraid it's in there hands now."

 

[D Train]

As some of you may know, my neighbor is a pos. Very passive aggressive type of guy. Yesterday I was packing my groceries in my house and I had a carton of eggs in my hand. He was outside gardening and he said "hey, you're pretty eggcentric". I was caught off guard and was like "haha yeah". Then he goes "have an eggcredible day". So naturally I try to respond with an egg related pun or whatever and i said "stop being an egghole". This fucking guy didnt even laugh, and says "hey man I was just kidding, no need to get personal". This guy drives me nuts. always starting shit, im not a confrontational guy but id love to just piece him up on his lawn. Am i over reacting?

That was a disappointing story.

 

[lostdog000]

 

[HunterSdVa29]

I picture this as exactly how Rand Paul got two pieced by his neighbor that one time