my neighbor from hell

[13 others]

As some of you may know, my neighbor is a pos. Very passive aggressive type of guy. Yesterday I was packing my groceries in my house and I had a carton of eggs in my hand. He was outside gardening and he said "hey, you're pretty eggcentric". I was caught off guard and was like "haha yeah". Then he goes "have an eggcredible day". So naturally I try to respond with an egg related pun or whatever and i said "stop being an egghole". This fucking guy didnt even laugh, and says "hey man I was just kidding, no need to get personal". This guy drives me nuts. always starting shit, im not a confrontational guy but id love to just piece him up on his lawn. Am i over reacting?

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

He sounds dangerous!

Consider buying a gun.

Eggcelent thread.

 

[Rygu]

Fuck no, kick the fucking shit out of him.

At the very least urinate on him to establish dominance.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

At least from this interaction you were the egg-ressive one, and have a thin shell. Don't get cracked so easily

 

[Rygu]

At least from this interaction you were the egg-ressive one

 

[Pliny Pete]

Am i over reacting?

If all your anger towards this guy is over dumb little shit like this, then yes you are definitely being a little too sensitive

 

[Osculater]

You're just ovulating

 

[Drain Bamage]

As some of you may know, my neighbor is a pos. Very passive aggressive type of guy. Yesterday I was packing my groceries in my house and I had a carton of eggs in my hand. He was outside gardening and he said "hey, you're pretty eggcentric". I was caught off guard and was like "haha yeah". Then he goes "have an eggcredible day". So naturally I try to respond with an egg related pun or whatever and i said "stop being an egghole". This fucking guy didnt even laugh, and says "hey man I was just kidding, no need to get personal". This guy drives me nuts. always starting shit, im not a confrontational guy but id love to just piece him up on his lawn. Am i over reacting?

Lol YOU are the problem, not this other guy.

 

[BisexualMMA]

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Sounds like you're eggsaggerating.

 

[Skarr]

not sure how old you are but was social interaction not a thing where you grew up?


lol also the guy is a dumb ass if he legit didnt get the joke.....sounds more like he was just further joking with you though

 

[Post 2 Decision]

If he does it eggain you should eggxact revenge

 

[Dat Boi]

Should have picked these up, TS.

 

[Badger67]

You're a pile of eggscrement op.

 

[THE Red Beard]

TBH your egg pun sucked and he is probably fertilizing your wife's eggs right now.

 

[shunyata]

As some of you may know, my neighbor is a pos. Very passive aggressive type of guy. Yesterday I was packing my groceries in my house and I had a carton of eggs in my hand. He was outside gardening and he said "hey, you're pretty eggcentric". I was caught off guard and was like "haha yeah". Then he goes "have an eggcredible day". So naturally I try to respond with an egg related pun or whatever and i said "stop being an egghole". This fucking guy didnt even laugh, and says "hey man I was just kidding, no need to get personal". This guy drives me nuts. always starting shit, im not a confrontational guy but id love to just piece him up on his lawn. Am i over reacting?

Don't get too eggcited, he was just egging you on.

 

[minute bull]

AWWWWYEAH

 

[Jake the Muss]

Maybe your neighbor is looking for an eggcuse to befriend you.

 

[BisexualMMA]

AWWWWYEAH

The Shock G era bitches.