my neighbor from hell

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  1. 13 others Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    As some of you may know, my neighbor is a pos. Very passive aggressive type of guy. Yesterday I was packing my groceries in my house and I had a carton of eggs in my hand. He was outside gardening and he said "hey, you're pretty eggcentric". I was caught off guard and was like "haha yeah". Then he goes "have an eggcredible day". So naturally I try to respond with an egg related pun or whatever and i said "stop being an egghole". This fucking guy didnt even laugh, and says "hey man I was just kidding, no need to get personal". This guy drives me nuts. always starting shit, im not a confrontational guy but id love to just piece him up on his lawn. Am i over reacting?
     
  2. Eiffel-sixtyFight Green Belt

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    He sounds dangerous!

    Consider buying a gun.

    Eggcelent thread.
     
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  3. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    Fuck no, kick the fucking shit out of him.

    At the very least urinate on him to establish dominance.
     
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  4. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    At least from this interaction you were the egg-ressive one, and have a thin shell. Don't get cracked so easily
     
  5. Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    If all your anger towards this guy is over dumb little shit like this, then yes you are definitely being a little too sensitive
     
  7. Osculater Red Belt

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    You're just ovulating
     
  8. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Lol YOU are the problem, not this other guy.
     
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  9. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  11. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Sounds like you're eggsaggerating.
     
  12. Skarr Brown Belt

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    not sure how old you are but was social interaction not a thing where you grew up?


    lol also the guy is a dumb ass if he legit didnt get the joke.....sounds more like he was just further joking with you though
     
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  13. Post 2 Decision Gold Belt

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    If he does it eggain you should eggxact revenge
     
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    Should have picked these up, TS.

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  15. Badger67 Taxidea taxus

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    You're a pile of eggscrement op.
     
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    TBH your egg pun sucked and he is probably fertilizing your wife's eggs right now.
     
  17. shunyata Red Belt

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    Don't get too eggcited, he was just egging you on.
     
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    AWWWWYEAH
     
  19. Jake the Muss Black Belt

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    Maybe your neighbor is looking for an eggcuse to befriend you.
     
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  20. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    The Shock G era bitches.
     

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