My internet just went out

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by RockstarChris, Aug 30, 2018.

  1. RockstarChris Dwight Belt Banned

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    My internet just went out

    For that 2 minutes i sat in darkness I contimplated my life and all the things I have done to get where I am today.

    Oh powers back on time to go to sherdog
     
  2. Rygu R.I.P. Obie

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    Sorry to hear it.

    I hope you make a full recovery.
     
  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I'm offended by this joke.
     
  4. The Blob Banned Banned

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    Thoughts and prayers
     
  5. 45ACP I'll Be Back Belt

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    where did it go?

    Did you give it a curfew?
     
  6. MMA since 1993 ____________ Banned

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    good vibes only sent your way.
     
  7. RockstarChris Dwight Belt Banned

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    all i saw was a bunch of nintendo controllers
     
  8. Jackie Blue Gold Belt

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    Same here.
     
  9. RockstarChris Dwight Belt Banned

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    I sat down with the God Of Thunder and negotiated a deal of 20 booms over the next hour.
     
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  11. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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  13. Fuzzybabyducks Duck that’s into ketchup. Duckhim/duckhe/duckdude

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    see these are the kind of edgy jokes that are getting you in trouble... also its Schrute not shute
     
  14. Drain Bamage Belt Buckle

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    I'm all set up for times like these

    Got a pretty legit blu ray collection, tons of offline games, and an offline version of wikipedia
     
  15. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    I recently saw the South Park episode where the famous Stan's dad ejaculated on everything avatar came from.

    Also, a powered two-way cable signal booster helps with flaky internet.
     
  16. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    Sounds like some nerd prepper shit right there Bamage.
     
  17. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    So brave.
     
  18. Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit Platinum Member

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    Maybe its a sign that you fap too much
     
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    i like to go on fishing trips in remote places. No cell coverage or internet for a week. I highly recommend it!
     
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    Got scared your parents didn't pay the bill for a second, didn't ya?
     

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