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My girlfriend expects me to engage in a full conversation with her everyday

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  1. Goodfella White Belt

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    I have no problem with engaging in convo every day, she is my girlfriend afterall. But no she wants to engage in a FULL hour (or longer) convo every fucking day.

    Alot of times I try to avoid that by watching a tv show or movie with her but that still does not work.

    Sometimes I just wanna get high keep to myself and enjoy each others presense without actually talking.

    Does that make me a dick?
     
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  2. Dr Strange Rex The Strange King Platinum Member

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    So she wants you to be a normal person...the horror
     
  3. Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    Tell that bitch to STFU nerd :)
     
  4. Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah Banned

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    I'll take her off your hands

    Pics?
     
  5. Goodfella White Belt

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    Lol my friend travis use to say that. Im pretty positive hes gay.
     
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    SHE SOUNDS HIDEOUS!
     
  7. Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    I'll have to meet him
    In person to
    Investigate...


    He sounds like a wiener.
     
  8. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    Touch her with teh jab - can't talk as much when you're icing your lip.
     
  9. Goodfella White Belt

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    Lol maybe if i knew you in real life. Not gonna post pics of my gf on a message board :eek:
     
  10. Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah Banned

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    Then shut the fuck up and tell someone else your problems
     
  11. Goodfella White Belt

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    Thats no way to talk to a dying man on a oxygen tube

    Hope you feel like an ass now
     
  12. You haven't learned how to zone out but still appear like you are paying attention?

    Learn to do that.
     
  13. Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    This is good life advice IMO :)
     
  14. Goodfella White Belt

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    Lol yes I learned that years ago. Funny you say that yesterday she said its like im a broken record and I give her the same exact answers every day
     
  15. Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    If you're dying then be like "look I don't have time to talk this long"


    Or you could say

    "Lady you're killing me!"
     
  16. Goodfella White Belt

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    What are you wearing?



    Ughhh Khakis
     
  17. AgedFlatus Banned Banned

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    Just start pulling your wiener out when she's nattering on.
     
  18. Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah Banned

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    I dont. Pull the plug. Slowly. You dying bastard.
     
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