My girlfriend expects me to engage in a full conversation with her everyday

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  1. Goodfella

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    I have no problem with engaging in convo every day, she is my girlfriend afterall. But no she wants to engage in a FULL hour (or longer) convo every fucking day.

    Alot of times I try to avoid that by watching a tv show or movie with her but that still does not work.

    Sometimes I just wanna get high keep to myself and enjoy each others presense without actually talking.

    Does that make me a dick?
     
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    Rex Luger I can sniff that boot! Platinum Member

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    So she wants you to be a normal person...the horror
     
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    Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    Tell that bitch to STFU nerd :)
     
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    LaYLa & SaDiE High on booty

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    I'll take her off your hands

    Pics?
     
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  5. Goodfella

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    Lol my friend travis use to say that. Im pretty positive hes gay.
     
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    SHE SOUNDS HIDEOUS!
     
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    Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    In person to
    Investigate...


    He sounds like a wiener.
     
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    DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    Touch her with teh jab - can't talk as much when you're icing your lip.
     
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  9. Goodfella

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    Lol maybe if i knew you in real life. Not gonna post pics of my gf on a message board :eek:
     
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    LaYLa & SaDiE High on booty

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    Then shut the fuck up and tell someone else your problems
     
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    Thats no way to talk to a dying man on a oxygen tube

    Hope you feel like an ass now
     
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  12. You haven't learned how to zone out but still appear like you are paying attention?

    Learn to do that.
     
  13. Augustina

    Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    This is good life advice IMO :)
     
  14. Goodfella

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    Lol yes I learned that years ago. Funny you say that yesterday she said its like im a broken record and I give her the same exact answers every day
     
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    Augustina UYD4LIFE Platinum Member

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    If you're dying then be like "look I don't have time to talk this long"


    Or you could say

    "Lady you're killing me!"
     
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  16. Goodfella

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    What are you wearing?



    Ughhh Khakis
     
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    AgedFlatus Banned Banned

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    Just start pulling your wiener out when she's nattering on.
     
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    I dont. Pull the plug. Slowly. You dying bastard.
     
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