My girlfriend expects me to engage in a full conversation with her everyday

[Goodfella]

I have no problem with engaging in convo every day, she is my girlfriend afterall. But no she wants to engage in a FULL hour (or longer) convo every fucking day.

Alot of times I try to avoid that by watching a tv show or movie with her but that still does not work.

Sometimes I just wanna get high keep to myself and enjoy each others presense without actually talking.

Does that make me a dick?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

So she wants you to be a normal person...the horror

 

[Augustina]

Tell that bitch to STFU nerd

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I'll take her off your hands

Pics?

 

[Goodfella]

Tell that bitch to STFU nerd

Lol my friend travis use to say that. Im pretty positive hes gay.

 

[muppet]

SHE SOUNDS HIDEOUS!

 

[Augustina]

Lol my friend travis use to say that. Im pretty positive hes gay.

I'll have to meet him
In person to
Investigate...


He sounds like a wiener.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Touch her with teh jab - can't talk as much when you're icing your lip.

 

[Goodfella]

I'll take her off your hands

Pics?

Lol maybe if i knew you in real life. Not gonna post pics of my gf on a message board

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Lol maybe if i knew you in real life. Not gonna post pics of my gf on a message board

Then shut the fuck up and tell someone else your problems

 

[Goodfella]

Then shut the fuck up and tell someone else your problems

Thats no way to talk to a dying man on a oxygen tube

Hope you feel like an ass now

 

[SouthoftheAndes]

You haven't learned how to zone out but still appear like you are paying attention?

Learn to do that.

 

[Augustina]

You haven't learned how to zone out but still appear like you are paying attention?

Learn to do that.

This is good life advice IMO

 

[Goodfella]

You haven't learned how to zone out but still appear like you are paying attention?

Learn to do that.

Lol yes I learned that years ago. Funny you say that yesterday she said its like im a broken record and I give her the same exact answers every day

 

[Augustina]

Thats no way to talk to a dying man on a oxygen tube

Hope you feel like an ass now

If you're dying then be like "look I don't have time to talk this long"


Or you could say

"Lady you're killing me!"

 

[Goodfella]

SHE SOUNDS HIDEOUS!

What are you wearing?



Ughhh Khakis

 

[AgedFlatus]

Just start pulling your wiener out when she's nattering on.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Thats no way to talk to a dying man on a oxygen tube

Hope you feel like an ass now

I dont. Pull the plug. Slowly. You dying bastard.

 

[irish_thug]

Does that make me a dick?

essentially.

 

[Augustina]

I dont. Pull the plug. Slowly. You dying bastard.