My Friend thinks I punch harder than Jon Jones

[Number1StockBroker]

So my friend purchased some kind of machine for punching (not sure if some of you guys are aware of this but it measures punching power). So while there I was asked to try to my punching and I obliged. When I punched it was over 900, my friend was impressed since hers only read 450. Which means I punch twice as hard. We have also invited some other of our friends and the closest was someone else who's read about 720, not near my punching power. What you guys think? I always known I can punch hard but never guessed I was this powerful.

 

[ReadWrite]

Post the video, then we'll talk.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Only way to be sure is for both you and Jon to punch your friend.

 

[LC Shepard]

Your friend purchased a punching machine? Sounds like the one you have in the cinema where bro's can compare punching power after they are done watching Transformers.

 

[Credo]

 

[LiquidSnake]

stop making shitty threads, thanks

 

[rambosabeast]

Punching machine? Whats it called?

 

[ShX]

 

[Jebe]

my mate thinks i look like Pettis AND punch as hard as Jones.

 

[JohnWick]

Mine's over 9000!

 

[SCTwins]

I believe it.

But now try punching Jon Jones.

 

[kikikhan]

You obviously punch hard. I was punching such a thing and got to 868. The record of the machine was 869. I'm still pissed about that But in my defence, I was having a fewer and I played tenis for 3 hours before attacking the machine. I think I could get it to 1000 when feeling good I know that I punch hard because I dropped countless guys who attacked me and I punched a bit harder than my GF's dad, who weighed over 300 pounds and hits like a mule. He was a cop and is very well trained in martial arts, plus he is insanely strong. I think you punch really really hard. Congratulations

 

[wilKO]

Well I think we can all agree that your account is used to troll.

 

[ComradeFedor]

I bet this guy gets Diaz slapped at school

 

[Your Account]

Matt Hughes if true.

 

[scorpipede]

Your friend purchased a punching machine? Sounds like the one you have in the cinema where bro's can compare punching power after they are done watching Transformers.

I like to do a pre-screening and a post-screening. That way I can calculate exactly how amped I am when I'm jacked up on Autobot ju-ju! It gets in your veins bruh!!

Punching machine? Whats it called?

It's his mom. Her name's Tanya and he and his friends take turns hitting her but no matter who hit's the hardest, she tell's him it's him. Because he's her little MMA champion, yes he is.

 

[Sherm]

Criss Angel had one of those things on one of his specials, and he hit it harder than some pro fighter. So you and Criss Angel are both really cool guys.

 

[LukeSkyRutten]

So my friend purchased some kind of machine for punching (not sure if some of you guys are aware of this but it measures punching power). So while there I was asked to try to my punching and I obliged. When I punched it was over 900, my friend was impressed since hers only read 450. Which means I punch twice as hard. We have also invited some other of our friends and the closest was someone else who's read about 720, not near my punching power. What you guys think? I always known I can punch hard but never guessed I was this powerful.

I can punch 3000. I also bench press the moon. You should send an email to Jon Jones and say: Forget about Rumble… The number one stock broker is going to take a vacation from wall street and steal your belt.

 

[Mr Mayhem]

Jones by Hellbows, GG TS.

 

[Number1StockBroker]

Fuck yeah!!! I would love to do this to some idiots I met on the internet and on Sherdog as well. 1 of them being some cat named elreece, a little punk as punk. and you buddy?

I believe it.

But now try punching Jon Jones.

I would love to do this but unfortunately he would quickly try to wrestle me and I dont know jack shit about wrestling. Never been into hugging dudes, get what I mean?