My friend got jumped...

[BEER]

...and I may be charged with assault.

Cliffs:

>friend parallel parks
>lady claims he hit her car
>he didn't, but gave information anyway
>shooting the shit with my friend
>dude walks up and starts punching my friend for no reason
>i grab the dude and start punching him
>three panicked shots from me and the dude is out
>cops come and tell us they can't do anything since they didn't witness it
>told is how to press criminal charges
>charges pressed but I'm informed that charges may be placed against me for punching the assailant
>what the fuck

Spoiler: My hand may be broken

I know it's impossible to Tell without reference but my hand is painfully swollen

 

[Midnighter]

Damn, shoulda just killed him then the only story that gets told is yours.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Filling the room with uppercuts...i like it

 

[loyalyolayal]

Where you guys drunk?

 

[steve38]

Those were clean shots to not even bloody your knuckles. Good job.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

If your hand swells up instantly like that then you definitely broke it

 

[BEER]

Damn, shoulda just killed him then the only story that gets told is yours.

Well, with any luck, the whole situation got caught on camera. But the owner hadn't been able to pull footage yet.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Filling the room with uppercuts...i like it

The parking lot was filled with teh jabz. Ts, knows proper etiquette.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I fractured mine 6 weeks ago and it's still sore and tight. You will definitely need surgery asap

I would go to the hospital now if I were you

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Well, with any luck, the whole situation got caught on camera. But the owner hadn't been able to pull footage yet.

Start using your palms bro, Bas Rutten teaches it for a reason

 

[BEER]

If your hand swells up instantly like that then you definitely broke it

It's like a fucking painful balloon

 

[BEER]

Where you guys drunk?

I was on my first beer

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

It's like a fucking painful balloon

I would go to the hospital immediately. Your hand is going to hurt bad when you wake up.

You will learn why you should have used your elbow or palm when you need to wipe or choke the chicken.

Hands break easily that's why it's always best to throw jabs

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

TS you did the right thing imo. Right on. There are people itt giving advice that have clearly never been in fights....I won't name names.. But your hand is probably fine. Give it 3 days or so and if it's still fucked up then go to the doc.








Edit: ibuprofen. take some.

 

[sjon22]

good on you for defending your friend,

might not be broken, could have displaced some bones (same shit happens to me) Is normal

Hope you dont end up in any trouble bro.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

What happened to your index finger?

 

[Green Poncho]

Hopefully the footage wil come out and show you in the right.

If not, Bertuzzi one of the fuckers one day.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

TS you did the right thing imo. Right on. There are people itt giving advice that have clearly never been in fights....I won't name names.. But your hand is probably fine. Give it 3 days or so and if it's still fucked up then go to the doc.

Clearly you're referring to me. Whenever your hand instantly swells up it's never a good sign. More times than not it's a sign that your hand is broken.

 

[ScarHead]

This whole tragedy of broken bones n assault charges could have been avoided if you had a gun.

Just saying....

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

@BEER gif throwing down