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My favourite Norm Joke.

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    It's a bit slow moving, but by the end I'm in tears.

    RiP Norm
     
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    This entire opening bit. I love every word.

    "I'm going to give that guy all my money, then sit in a chair."
     
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    Came to post this.
     
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    Not my favorite but guaranteed to make you smile or laugh

     
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    Jesus Christ that was hilarious

    “GREGAARRRO”
     
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    Norm's Cosby standup is maybe my fav.
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen this man is for the birds!
     
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    "this was before! They didn't say he was a fuckin rapist on the liner notes of the album" lmao
     
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    Love norm and thats a classic. I sent that to a bunch of people a couple years ago and half laughed their ass off and half were like "huh". Thats kind of how norms comedy is i guess.

    You should search the time he told it on Howard stern...he told it much better on there
     
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