My ex's baby sister tried to get the D the other day.

My Sisters Friends Cousins Mom wanted to suck me off.
 
If you ended up tying the knot with her, you'd be your son's father AND uncle. Not many chances like this pop up. Do it, imo.
 
that's some ricki lake shit unless you're just gonna bang- and replace ex's sister with babysitter or nanny and you're straight dawg
 
I'd bang. The upside is the kid's new stepmom will be a blood relative. Can't have a stronger bond than that, and she already likes the kid. Win/win.
 
If this story is true, you are retarded. A real man would literally bury this with him because it's embarrassing as fuck when you have to make excuses for yourself for being a pussy.

Another plausible scenario is that you tried to hit on the girl amd she rejected you and because of the shame, you've decided to share the story with a spin that favours your cathartic narrative. If so, you are a pathetic loser.

More plausible is that literally none of this happened.
 
Imalive said:
trust me I didn't turn her down out of respect for my babies mother, I hate that bitch. I turned her down out of respect for my son and wanting to avoid the shit storm it would create.
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Yeah, because your infant son is going to be appalled that you bangel his mom's sister...

Not sure what you were looking for here beyond ridicule and face palms.
 
Imalive said:
I recently left my sons mother and moved out of the house. 2 days ago her younger sister dropped my son off at my house late after taking him to some christmas show. She came in the house and laid him in his crib and came down stairs and said she needed some advice. I had always tried to encourage her to make something out of her self because out of everyone in her family she seems to be the only one who wants to do more than work a 9 to 5 for the rest of her life. Well she sits down and starts to talk about her boyfriend who isn't treating her right and ask what she should do. I give her the general you got a lot going for your self pep talk saying she is beautiful and smart and could get any man she wants and then shit got awkward real quick. She tells me she wishes I had met her instead of her sister and that her sister was an idiot for the way she had treated me and thenot she scoots over to me and tried to kiss me! I'm in my mid 30s' my babies mom is in her early 30's and her sister is 25 with the most amazing ass I have ever seen. I jumped up before she could get to me grabbed her coat and said "you got to go!" I told her if it wasn't for my son I would fuck the shit out of her but I don't need that kind of drama in my life.

This was 2 days ago and she has text me 23 times and left 4 voice mails for me to call her. From her texts she doesn't seemed concerned at all about her sister and has made it very clear she wants to be with me and not just sex, she wants a relationship. I can't lie I have often wished I had met her instead of her sister but the reality is I didnt.

Not sure what to do about this one. if it weren't for my son I would get with her in a heart beat and probably start a relationship with her but with the way shit is nothing good can come out of either banging her or starting somthing more serious.
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Hate to say this but DNA test your boy before you refuse to be with the aunt. If one day you were to somehow find out he is not yours you would be devastated... but there would be some small comfort in knowing you slept with your lying ex girlfriend's sister.

CerebralKnievel said:
Yeah, because your infant son is going to be appalled that you bangel his mom's sister...

Not sure what you were looking for here beyond ridicule and face palms.
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If I found out my Dad slept with one of my mother's sisters it would freak me the fuck out. That shit would be super weird. I don't know what kind of dude raised you but am I to assume he fucked all your moms sisters and you're proud of him for it?
 
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CerebralKnievel said:
Yeah, because your infant son is going to be appalled that you bangel his mom's sister...

Not sure what you were looking for here beyond ridicule and face palms.
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When you grow up and get past first base you will understand someday kid.
 
EgonSpengler said:
Hate to say this but DNA test your boy before you refuse to be with the aunt. If one day you were to somehow find out he is not yours you would be devastated... but there would be some small comfort in knowing you slept with your lying ex girlfriend's sister.



If I found out my Dad slept with one of my mother's sisters it would freak me the fuck out. That shit would be super weird. I don't know what kind of dude raised you but am I to assume he fucked all your moms sisters and you're proud of him for it?
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Lol there is no doubt he's mine.

honestly I'm not too worried about what my son will think about it later I just have enough respect for him not to bring the shit storm fucking his aunt will bring to our lives.
 
Damn...tough one, but really you did the right thing. This would have come back to haunt you. You have my respect, it takes a real man to turn down sex, even when he knows it's not right.
 
I hope I'm never in a situation like that because a hot ass would be fucked that night and it wouldn't be mine.
 
The brawler said:
Damn...tough one, but really you did the right thing. This would have come back to haunt you. You have my respect, it takes a real man to turn down sex, even when he knows it's not right.
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Yea it was rough because she literally has one of the bests assessment I have ever seen and I'm an ass man. it would just fuck up everything though!
 
What if you do it..but do a terrible job. If you can finish fast, or request something just awful. That way you get some, she probably loses interest, there is no more tension or what ifs and all is well. That is, if you can take the ego hit of her thinking your just awful in bed.
 
TS geting setup/
dont fall for that shit TS, theres gotta be soem weird plan set in place,. U gonna get ganked.
 
Imalive said:
Yea it was rough because she literally has one of the bests assessment I have ever seen and I'm an ass man. it would just fuck up everything though!
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Just fucking bang!

What's the problem here!?
 
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