My ex wife sent me an employment reference form...

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  1. Hitman81 Silver Belt

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    We have literally never worked together.

    We met in high school.

    We were together for over 13 years, married for almost 10.

    We have two young kids that we coparent.

    She got laid off at the start of the pandemic. Her main job experience is event planning.

    Obviously I want her to get this job for our kids sake but I have no fucking clue how to fill this out. Who sends their ex spouse that they never worked with an employment reference form? Do I lie or do I put unknown for every answer which would probably fuck her over?
     
  2. Headkicktoleg Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Just let them know she bangs bro
     
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  3. Heart Break Kid Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Call and ask her what she wants you to do
     
  4. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Fill it out and give glowing and detailed praise for her escorting services.
     
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  5. VVarhead Banned Banned

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    Wipe your ass with it and sent it back, what the fuck is she thinking?
    I mean I get the whole kids situation but damn.
     
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  6. Hitman81 Silver Belt

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    Not falling for this, you're my arch nemesis.
     
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  7. dildos Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Just give good recommendations so she gets the job.
     
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  8. Heart Break Kid Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Lol I'm being serious, if you care enough to make a thread on sherdog you might as well just ask her.
     
  9. Hitman81 Silver Belt

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    I'll see her tomorrow and bring it up.
     
  10. Heart Break Kid Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Never knew until recently Bret married a black chick. I guess he wasn't having sunny days after all
     
  11. closequarters Brown Belt

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    Tell her to fill it out and you’ll sign it. Keep a copy in case they call you on the phone to verify anything.
     
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  12. TeTe I know your kind and I know what you're up to Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Suck it up and make her sound like a genius. The last thing you want is her to stay unemployed and put more financial pressure on you.
     
  13. Hitman81 Silver Belt

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  14. Rocco Siffredi Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    tell her to come over and help you fill it out right after boffing her.

    no they are not married anymore....
     
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  15. Hitman81 Silver Belt

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    Yeah no thanks.
     
  16. Woldog твоя мама гей

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    No pics of ex wife? Ban.
     
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  17. D Train Gold Belt

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    Are y’all on good terms?
     
  18. smooth assassin Brown Belt

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    I can’t believe no one asked me for opinion
     
  19. Rebelfett Father likebot

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    It's not like he hid that he's equal opportunity
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  20. Heart Break Kid Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I applaud him. Nice catch.
     
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