My drunk roomate is begging for it.. ( cops called)

[90 50]

I had a drunk roommate fight me. The problem is he was a muay thai fighter and I didn't train at all. He got me pretty good and broke our front door. Then when I came back from class the next day all his shit was gone and I never saw him again.

Sorry ,

How much do I owe you for the door

 

[90 50]

Whats the name of the owner of them boobs?

Mae

She works at the “therapeutic massage” on Bellaire.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Bye.

This fucking slayed me for some reason

 

[Ladder Master]

He said that he spent all night in a shitty situation. I don't know how that is a good story.

I stepped up my magnesium game several years back.
No more magnesium citrate. Although if you are backed up go for it.

I use magnesium glycinate now and it helps with sleep, stress, and muscle spasms.


https://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/types-of-magnesium-supplements/

 

[rj144]

Man... I thought you were talking about a female roommate. Lame...

 

[Grassshoppa]

So this isnt even the first time this has happened. My roomate gets blackout drunk and tries to fight me.

Tonight he started his bullshit, and I said fuck it and called him out. I pushed him with one hand and he went flying and hit his head on the grass really hard. I went up to my room and locked the door, this fool continued to kick my door so hard it was about to break, so I shoved his ass down again and stomped on him


So I'm probably going to jail now, murica. So stupid. This is gonna put me away for a bit farewell sherdog friends

I hope he's a democrat.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

I stepped up my magnesium game several years back.
No more magnesium citrate. Although if you are backed up go for it.

I use magnesium glycinate now and it helps with sleep, stress, and muscle spasms.


https://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/types-of-magnesium-supplements/

 

[Tuf_guy]

Where's his gofundme?

Free the homie! Roommate didn't do shit. TS took it too far then bribed the police!

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Mae

She works at the “therapeutic massage” on Bellaire.

Speak of the devil. My body is really sore right now...