My drunk roomate is begging for it.. ( cops called)

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  1. Ladder Master

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    True story
    Last Thursday I did not go out because it was a work night. I stayed sober
    because I was on call for work. I am getting skinny fat so I did not eat anything
    after 9pm. I went to bed on time and took a melatonin and a magnesium supplement
    to sleep better.

    See nobody wants to hear this story.
    Shitty situations breed good stories. (sometimes)
     
  2. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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    The magnesium helps you poop.
     
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  3. Cherry Brigand

    Cherry Brigand Robbing hobos for their hobo treats

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    In his sleep!
     
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  4. TheOneAboveAll3

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    Hope the make up sex is good for you TS, either way you are getting some either in prison or when you get back your friend.
     
  5. TheOneAboveAll3

    TheOneAboveAll3 Purple Belt

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    Whats the name of the owner of them boobs?
     
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  6. TheOneAboveAll3

    TheOneAboveAll3 Purple Belt

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    I feel you. I rented to others and hate it. Have one more person left and next month they are gone too
     
  7. sleepyguard85

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    That’s more like it!!!
     
  8. catzilla

    catzilla i like ketchup

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    atleast you had time to post before jail...
     
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  9. sleepyguard85

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    Did you feel great the next morning? I hope you did and it was a productive day
     
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  10. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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    Read the thread hammer.
     
  11. Mohawk Mauler

    Mohawk Mauler Imaginery Borders Matter

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    Im like Red Forman a sober asshole but chill/happy drunk lmao
     
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  12. Mr Mojo Lane

    Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    He said that he spent all night in a shitty situation. I don't know how that is a good story.
     
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  13. Benjamin Burton

    Benjamin Burton Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Ops getting them real life double yellows. Monica.
     
  14. Morning Star

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    Should have hogtied that drunken boah.
     
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  15. blackdudebro

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  16. DeJulez

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    Stomp on him too
     
  17. DeJulez

    DeJulez Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Yup.
    Its always "Why's your dick out." or "My girl says stop walking in when shes showering"
    It's Bullshit bro.
     
  18. krjayhawk79

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    5 times? Your story only references two times....hope you are better at lying to the cops.
     
  19. Huhla

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    It all blends together in a big lump of shitty hormonal pic threads from this forum's youngest members
     
  20. blitzk

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    Roommate?
    Fighting?
    Going to jail?

    Are you 23?
     
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