My drunk roomate is begging for it.. ( cops called)

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  1. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    you should have KO’d him until he woke up sober
     
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    That’s what I was going to say Texas prison system plus being scared of pushing a drunk... he should put those DSLs to work at best he just gets pounded by two cops and let go, if not he’s got a lucrative trade that will serve him well in the big house.
     
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    Where's the fun in that?
     
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  6. Alphaboy

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    Let this be a learning experience.

    From what I gathered in your story you initiated the physical aggression. I've learned overtime to ignore folks, not all fights are worth it. It's better to let him make a fool out of himself and regret it in the morning.
     
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    Pocahontas you big dummy
     
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  9. BEATDOWNS

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    Keep your arse on a swivel TS
     
  10. Danger Dave

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    TS are you also drunk?
     
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    Was this you and your roommate? Ya, Tea and Crumpets!!

     
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    I couldn’t find her name, only the photographer unfortunately. I’m at work so I can’t see if I can find out but when I do, I got you bro
     
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    You live in TX? Should have just shot him and claimed castle law.
     
  14. ToxicShocker

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    Hundreds of people got the same PM's
     
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    John Mabrey The artist formerly known as murillaninjascrilla Double Yellow Card

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    I read the thread title and assumed your roommate was a she and was begging for the d

    Fail
     
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    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    if you legit defended yourself against a drunken, aggressive, Vandalizer....

    you'll be fine. Won't even get pulled in, just questioned at the scene

    Reference: every case like this in history, that didn't involve opposite genders

    wait, unless you're like 1' taller and 100lbs heavier or something
     
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    @CrimsonFan what did you get by letting your lover get thrown into jail where he might form an affair?
     
  18. Locoo2

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    have u heard about brazil ?
     
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    Have you considered not being poor and living on your own like a grown up?
     
  20. Fight To Win

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    Or if the drunk roommate is white then that supremacist is gone gone gone, even without marks on the door.
     

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