My drunk roomate is begging for it.. ( cops called)

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Are you for real?

Fripp is disappoint

 

[horc00]

So this isnt even the first time this has happened. My roomate gets blackout drunk and tries to fight me.

Tonight he started his bullshit, and I said fuck it and called him out. I pushed him with one hand and he went flying and hit his head on the grass really hard. I went up to my room and locked the door, this fool continued to kick my door so hard it was about to break, so I shoved his ass down again and stomped on him


So I'm probably going to jail now, murica. So stupid. This is gonna put me away for a bit farewell sherdog friends

Since he's blackout drunk, he wouldn't remember shit. You could've shoved your dildo up his ass and told him the next day he fell onto it when you left it lying around on the floor and he couldn't call your bluff.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Lol, dude I'm joking with you. <Lmaoo>

Calm down, everything is going to be alright.

Unless you're black.

Aren't most of us black?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

WTF is wrong with Americans calling the police every time some minor altercation happens?

What is it with non Americans making broad assertions?
Let's talk about your perfect country.

 

[phoenixikki]

What is it with non Americans making broad assertions?
Let's talk about your perfect country.

Nah. Unless you wanna call the cops on me. <45>

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

So they actually arrested him

Which I didnt even want to happen

Dude got drunk got punked and hes ln jail now, and evicted

The guy obviously needs help so this might be the best thing for him in the end. This might be his rock bottom.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

This is they type of melodrama I expect out of liberals in the War Room after a Trump tweet.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Nah. Unless you wanna call the cops on me.

I don't need no cops
I can shoot ya with my big pow pow American gun of some scary sounding caliber with the grains and bullets and all the things.

Well not exactly pow pow

More of a zip zing

 

[genecop]

Pics of cops dragging your roommate away...

 

[Slick_36]

This is they type of melodrama I expect out of liberals in the War Room after a Trump tweet.

When has anything like that ever happened?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

So they actually arrested him

Which I didnt even want to happen

Dude got drunk got punked and hes ln jail now, and evicted

 

[Richie Madano]

Ya I'm fucked bye

Bye.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Aren't most of us black?

We're all blacker than Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

We're all blacker than Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

Address her by name, please, she of the beads and moccasins

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Address her by name, please, she of the beads and moccasins

Oh, my apologies, 'Lies With Tongue' is Native American.

 

[syct23]

Dude I have an entire inbox of messages from you you fuck. Wtf is that shit? you begged me to join your creepy ass threads about women. Seriously? Grow some hair (o wait you cant) and sit the fuck down. im clearly pissed maybe dont fuck with me right now

Hey Mods,

Does this count as sharing PMs..?

 

[Pliny Pete]

Quit being so fuckin overdramatic
They aint gonna arrest you for pushing down a drunk that was being aggressive

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Have you confronted him when he is sober to talk about his issues? That guy probably needs help.

Who knows? This could be his wake up call.

 

[Streeter]

Offer to blow the cops when they get there u be fine.

 

[HelloJapan]

Dude, say "hey" to @Bobby Boulders