My drunk roomate is begging for it.. ( cops called)

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  1. CrimsonFan

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    So this isnt even the first time this has happened. My roomate gets blackout drunk and tries to fight me.

    Tonight he started his bullshit, and I said fuck it and called him out. I pushed him with one hand and he went flying and hit his head on the grass really hard. I went up to my room and locked the door, this fool continued to kick my door so hard it was about to break, so I shoved his ass down again and stomped on him


    So I'm probably going to jail now, murica. So stupid. This is gonna put me away for a bit farewell sherdog friends
     
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    You already have a record then ?


    Going to jail for that seems excessive especially if police turn up and he's drunk , you're sober and there's a hole in the door /marks on door where he's tried to attack you ? Unless you're black in which case you may be shot resisting arrest.

    Good luck.
     
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    ....wait.... who are you again?
     
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    Dude I have an entire inbox of messages from you you fuck. Wtf is that shit? you begged me to join your creepy ass threads about women. Seriously? Grow some hair (o wait you cant) and sit the fuck down. im clearly pissed maybe dont fuck with me right now
     
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    Clearly you're a moron for picking a fight with him. Bros should lookout for each other, not calling him out when he's having a blackout.
     
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    Lol, dude I'm joking with you. <Lmaoo>

    Calm down, everything is going to be alright.

    Unless you're black.
     
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    He also made my girl so uncomfortable that she bounced.. I'm sure I should just be cool with that
     
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    Damn, saw "Roommate is begging for it" and was expecting a different kind of thread.

    *it doesn't put the lotion on its skin*
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  14. CrimsonFan

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    Sorry man I'm upset and just beat this guys ass like 5 times
     
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    Just focus on being as calm as possible when police arrive. If roommate is a drunk arsehole and you're sober and serene you'll be much more believable.
     
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    You're sober and he's drunk. I'm pretty sure the cops will believe your side of the story rather than his.
     
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    Its all good.

    And my hot babes threads were awesome, not creepy.
     
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    I wonder if you will ever meet Bobby Boulders/Bobby Digital.

    Try to convince every police officer and/or lawyer that your roommate was obliterating a door to a private residence.

    There might be enough physical evidence on the door to prove that your roommate was intoxicated enough to be a danger to all of society (including and especially you).





    And where are those awesome threads about sexy female folks that you made?

    I don't remember seeing any but I'm very curious about them now.
     
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    Give more drinks to your friend till he passes out, then go back to sleep.
     
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    Ya I'm fucked bye
     

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