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My dog just kicked off at the front door!

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  1. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    So my dog was sitting next to me whilst I was kicking it on sherdog.

    He flew dwn the stairs all upset like.

    I followed!

    I settled him down then opened teh front door to be sure. No one was there (obviously)!

    I put this one down to being one passing by piss head. Otherwise we would have problems!
     
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    Don't mess with us sherfags!
     
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    I thought he died at the front door . I thought that’s a strange start to this story how does he die
     
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    No one dies at my front door! Other than teh prick who'd dare take on my jab or dead;y uppercut!

    If that fails (not that those would) my dog would take care of business.
     
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    I never understood why dogs always race to the door when someone knocks, it's almost never for them
     
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    I'm your dawg bro, fuck that door and them door based criminals
     
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    I am drunk...
     
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