My cats do not cosniff with me

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  1. Hatuwkoi Green Belt

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    Everytime i try to sniff their noses, unlike other cats, they go away or move their head.
    WHAT IS GOING ON?
     
  2. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    You stink.
     
  3. Mr Mojo Lane Black Belt

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    You're supposed to sniff their butts first. Try that next time
     
  4. Zebra Cheeks Thicka Then A Bowl of Oatmeal Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You have bad breath
     
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    Try gently blowing your nostril breath on them, cats and dogs love the smell of the inside of human noses
     
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    Try covering your face with their used litter. They love their own scent.
     
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    Pop that pussy, baby. Pop. That pussy, baby. Pop poppoppop, baby.
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    Pussy baby. That pussy, baby.
    Breff stank. Breff jus stank.

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  9. usmctanker242 Red Belt

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    The sniffing noise cats often make is them politely telling another cat (or a person) to back away or stop doing what they're doing. So you're sniffing right in their face and they think you're trying to warn them off...so stop it!
     
  10. Peteyandjia Summer Ray Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    I fucked them
     
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    [smull1]sniffing pussy>>>>>>>>>>sniffing cats
     
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  13. Andem White Belt

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    Put some catnip on your nose. your cat will be all over it.
     
  14. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    cats dig headbutts. headbutt your cat.
     

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