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My cat always faces away from me and it breaks my heart.

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  1. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    The black one. I have three cats but the black one always sits or sleeps next to me while facing away from me. It's like hes turning his back to me constantly.

    Is anyone on here a cat behaviorist? I need to know what this means.

    I heard on tv a show about a cat that would always press his head againt the wall and it turns out it was cause he caught brain damage and I'm very worried about brain damage.
     
  2. scorpipede ring piece

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    he's ashamed of your inability to drink your wife under the table.
     
  3. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    I'm a car behaviorist. This means you need to have your wiper fluid changed.
     
  4. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    My phone doesn't type right.
     
  5. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Classic Clippy

    {<jordan}
     
  6. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    deservers another thread imo
     
  7. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    Dont get me started on my piece of shot phone.
     
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    It probably feels guilty for stealing those $5 and then pinning it on your cousin.
     
  9. scorpipede ring piece

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    I'm a phone behaviorist. It's not your phone.
     
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    Strangely, I'm very familiar with feline behavior. For cats more connected with their wild form, looking another being straight in the eyes is a no-no since they only do it when they are about to fight. So a less tamed kitty won't lay down in a position where you two are just staring at each other if you just look straight ahead, it's weird and creepy to them. The most they can do is look at you and slow blink and wait for you to do the same, then look for a more neutral position
     
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    TS still has thread starting privileges I see. Weird.
     
  12. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    don't hold it in.
     
  13. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    I'm tired right now.
     
  14. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    He is a Mayberry treasure tbh
     
  15. TeTe yeah, she squats Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Maybe he just likes farting in your face?
     
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    I laughed so hard at this post I had to read this out to my family.
     
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    your black cat???? weird, because the word on the street is that you are a total NL.
     
  18. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Maybe he's tired of your lustful staring
     

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