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My Candle Just Bubbled

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  1. FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    & I'm shitting my knickers.
    Is this normal bros? Is there such
    things as candle fish/monsters?



    It's a "Vanilla Cream" candle with
    3 wicks, in case that matters.

    Any help is appreciated.
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  2. Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    See a urologist.
     
  3. Hattori Green Belt

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    Get rid of that shit or you'll be end up waking up looking like this

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  4. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    My first thought.
    He's talking three wicks ffs
     
  5. BobSappIsMyDad Handsome Boy Graduate

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    Get off the computer and go see a doctor right now
     
  6. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Knickers, anyways
    The banana belongs in a silk hammock
     
  7. equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    pretty sure thats ronnie trying to talk to you. get the fuck out of the house. now.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen
     
  9. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Maybe this wouldn't have happened if your candle had a baculum.
     
  10. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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  11. FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    Ronnie Pish?

    Dude could probably recommend
    some good sites.
     
  12. Cool Hand Luke Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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    *an
     
  13. Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    It's 'a urologist', because in this case the pronunciation of the 'u' is with a consonant sound (y).

    Same reason you don't say 'an university'.

    Plus, if you said 'an urologist' out loud, people might think you are talking about a neurologist.

    Even though men's dicks & brains seem like the same thing to me, apparently, they are not.
     
  14. Cool Hand Luke Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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  15. FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    I'm a 3 wick playa. I'm fancy like that.

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  16. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    And here I am with my one measly wick, can't hold a candle to that
     
  17. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    I say "an university." Mostly because I've never been two won.

    Honestly, Feo, I'm mildly disappointed your posts don't incorporate more rhyme for all its iambic pentameter.
     

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