My buddy just invited some chick to my bachelor party

[Headkicktoleg]

I'm here to drink beer and have fun with my friends. I don't need some chick at my bachelor party.


We did have a black bear walk by, that was cool!

 

[Pittie Petey]

 

[Cole train]

The stripper?

 

[Your Salad]

say no.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Maybe he wants to be Eskimo brothers with you?

 

[GoodBadHBK]

You're talking to sherdog not your future wife

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Sooooo, you’re getting married..?

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[Pizza Werewolf]

Im pretty sure by law that means she has to strip or you get to bang her .

 

[cmw43]

You're on it right now?

 

[marioh]

let her bang bro

 

[Osculater]

She's probably a butch and wants to be like one of the guys

 

[Prelimtapper]

Don't change a damn thing, be the degenerate you wanted to be, she's either going to leave or stay. If she stays she's probably a freak anyway.

 

[Oeshon]

She's probably a butch and wants to be like one of the guys

But she isn't and she won't be

Bachelor party is guys only. Kick her out

 

[HARRISON_3]

Perfection

 

[j123]

He's helping you out man, one last bang before you're sealed up

 

[fingercuffs]

Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials, I'll pray you're not a jaffa.

Have fun.

 

[Osculater]

But she isn't and she won't be

Bachelor party is guys only. Kick her out

We live in different times bruh, she's identifies as a he lol

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

A black bear? This a bachelor party for a gay wedding?

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

We live in different times bruh, she's identifies as a he lol

She sounds like a narc

 

[Amerikuracana]

Perfection

“What? What is it?”

*clumsily folds paper*

“Look.. I am going to get my nut on this week, and you are not going to ruin it with any of your downer, neg-head bullshit. I’m going to get laid before I get married on Saturday. Understood?”

“Oohh so now the cards are all on the table.”

“Yes. They are.”

“Hey whatever you say big guy. This is your party. Here how about you just take the keys and...” *pulls out keys and puts on table in feeble gesture*

“Come on Miles. This is supposed to be our week. We’re should be cutting loose. It should be something we enjoy together.”


End scene


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