My best friend is dating my niece.

[odog]

you just mad cuz he could have been raising your son

Lol. He never would have done that.

 

[Sweet_Leaf]

Fill the room with uppercuts.

 

[Cherdawg]

28 & 34 = none of your fucking business.

Stay out of it and watch the train wreck from a distance.

Talk about train wrecks...
Have you seen what abbott has done with our budget?
Holy hell...

 

[bandicoot]

Talk about train wrecks...
Have you seen what abbott has done with our budget?
Holy hell...

Dude, keep that shit on Aussie facebook!

 

[bandicoot]

Fill the room with uppercuts.

I just pictured this and it was great.

 

[ClubFoot]

One of my buddies slept with his cousin. Then he spelt with her sister.

Now that's a messed up situation!

You've got nothing to worry about.

Unless he has the herpes.

 

[Yellowking]

Why are you jelly of this guy nailing your niece? Weird ass

 

[ClubFoot]

Why are you jelly of this guy nailing your niece? Weird ass

Or jealous of your niece nailing your friend?

 

[MASShole]

Over/under 6 months.


I take under.

 

[DoomAndDarkness**]

Gross.

And lol at 'bandmate' you guys are in your 30s ffs.

 

[saugeye killah]

I wish the over/under was two days.

Oh well..I'm taking the advice of watching from a distance. I don't want them trying to figure a way to blame me when shit hits the fan.

 

[thebluerider]

i bet she fucks good

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Now your friend gets to call you Uncle Sausage Killah.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Now bang his niece to get his even. Then bang his sisters and mom to get the upper hand.

 

[Merlotte's]

Sounds like you want to slam your niece.

 

[saugeye killah]

Gross.

And lol at 'bandmate' you guys are in your 30s ffs.

That was when we were in our early 20s ffs.

And just to clarify...No, I do not want to "bang my niece"...smh.

I knew that would be brought up, but I didn't expect it to be brought up 7 times. Oh, Sherdog...

 

[MC Paul Barman]

wait.... wouldn't that make you your own father then?

 

[IIIIIIII]

maybe i'm weird, but i don't think i'd give a crap if a friend of mine was dating my niece. as long as he treats her right, i wouldn't care.

 

[Bukowski82]

Don't let her kiss you on the cheek anymore.

It would be like you're blowing your friend.

lol

 

[norcal313]

If my friend had a close relative that was mutually attracted to me, and I knew it would bother my friend, I would not date her.

I guess I value my friendship more than vag.