My beautiful girlfriend left me and I don't know what to do

[Swampy]

first. Dance with joy, go on a cool trip, have a big party and invite many hot girls, get really drunk and stoned with my buddies, score some coke and go to a strip club, watch whatever movie I damn well please, stretch out in bed and roll around at will, not get nagged at for any of these things and truly enjoy life! Yes!

 

[clutchCAT420]

I bet she is getting rammed by 3 different guys right now...

 

[TCE]

You pretty much covered all what you should do in the OP.

Chin up bruh.

 

[Swampy]

I bet she is getting rammed by 3 different guys right now...

Probably. Good for her. I hope she's having as much fun as me!

 

[essie]

 

[Deleted member 220895]

She ain't beautiful anymore. Don't be an ex girlfriendgirlfriend sympathizer.

 

[Scerpi]

first. Dance with joy, go on a cool trip, have a big party and invite many hot girls, get really drunk and stoned with my buddies, score some coke and go to a strip club, watch whatever movie I damn well please, stretch out in bed and roll around at will, not get nagged at for any of these things and truly enjoy life! Yes!

 

[BisexualMMA]

Daleychamp and TS are like these two guys...

 

[NHB7]

Hang in there, you're gonna get through this.

 

[mcdowels]

so you're saying your beautiful former gf is single now ?

sweet

 

[Smashandgrab]

For every beautiful woman, there is a man who is tired of putting up with her shit.

Enjoy your new found freedom, TS.

 

[Rjay]

Don't be this TS

Because it' pretty accurate

 

[Kiddo716]

need proof on how beautiful said ex is

 

[Scerpi]

Don't be this TS

Because it' pretty accurate

Chicks can smell rejection and desperation

 

[Swampy]

Chicks can smell rejection and desperation

Totally. No fickle female can make me question myself.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Don't be this TS

Because it' pretty accurate

Shut up and go make me a fucking sandwich.

 

[J. Bernie Cunningham]

Lol you believe the earth is flat and Eminem is a clone.

You've clearly yet to encounter a pussy.

 

[Tebowned]

Pics?

 

[Swampy]

Lol you believe the earth is flat and Eminem is a clone.

You've clearly yet to encounter a pussy.

I don't believe eminem is a clone. I believe he was replaced. And pussy and Swampy are like peanut butter and jelly.

 

[HomeRun916]

You now have more free time to post on Sherdog! Yes!!!