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And no I don't mean my wife.
I started out my career in lifting assless. Even after lifting, I did not develop an ass, UNTIL, that is, I started squatting and pulling.
Then after about a year of the squats and deads, my wife one day saw me fishing socks out of the drier in my tighty whiteys, and she said:
"Your upper legs are looking good."
My upper legs. Clarify woman.
"Well the back of your upper legs"
Here? I point to my ass.
"Well, yeah, there."
She couldn't bring herself to admit that her husband of 15 years now had a real and legal ass.
This was a triumphant day, and I proudly slipped on a pair of tight jeans and made my way about town that day, displaying my newly developed ass for the ladies to admire.
Skip ahead to modern times. The ass is gone. Somewhere over the past year I've eased out of deads and squats. Narnia has changed.
I'm getting in the shower this morning and catch an accidental glimpse of myself in the mirror. Perhaps if I move about for a better angle? Nope.
It's gone. On top that, it's even a little saggy.
It took about a year to develop decent hind quarters, and about a year to lose them.
Just thought I'd share my situation with you guys.
I started out my career in lifting assless. Even after lifting, I did not develop an ass, UNTIL, that is, I started squatting and pulling.
Then after about a year of the squats and deads, my wife one day saw me fishing socks out of the drier in my tighty whiteys, and she said:
"Your upper legs are looking good."
My upper legs. Clarify woman.
"Well the back of your upper legs"
Here? I point to my ass.
"Well, yeah, there."
She couldn't bring herself to admit that her husband of 15 years now had a real and legal ass.
This was a triumphant day, and I proudly slipped on a pair of tight jeans and made my way about town that day, displaying my newly developed ass for the ladies to admire.
Skip ahead to modern times. The ass is gone. Somewhere over the past year I've eased out of deads and squats. Narnia has changed.
I'm getting in the shower this morning and catch an accidental glimpse of myself in the mirror. Perhaps if I move about for a better angle? Nope.
It's gone. On top that, it's even a little saggy.
It took about a year to develop decent hind quarters, and about a year to lose them.
Just thought I'd share my situation with you guys.