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Motivate Me To Get In The Best Shape Of My Life In 10 Words or less

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  1. SugarKrok Brown Belt

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    When i cardio, I don't go past the first fatigue dump. I use to.

    When I lift weight, I don't go past 30% of my maximum. I use to.

    When I eat, I don't cut out carbs or sugar. I use to.

    My old motivation was lookin good so I could bed as many hoes as possible. Won't work again.

    This is serious.
     
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    love yourself, make those that love you proud, be inspirational
     
  3. kahiljabroni Red Belt

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    You're beyond help
     
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    If you were rancorous someone would’ve slighted you already to the point that you need to be at the gym everyday so the next time they see you they know they’ve fucked up.
     
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    10 words on the button
     
  7. mooseman17 Red Belt

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    Motivate yourself, hoe
     
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    Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
     
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    60% reduced risk of cancer if you continue to push yourself the way you used too.

    You look good bald?
     
  10. MoneyGun Banned Banned

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    Be an inspiration for someone, not an embarrassment.
     
  11. MidgardSerpent Black Belt

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    You already created virtually the same topic earlier this week.....
     
  12. monkeyrhythm Green Belt

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    The secret to life is continuous improvement; intellectual, physical, spiritual.
     
  13. drstrangelov Hey.

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    Seabiscuit’s dick was bigger than yours, he was also faster.
     
  14. hohner Titanium Belt

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    If you can't motivate yourself to do it, no one here is going to be able to.
     
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    Stop being a lil bitch, there is your motivation, bitch.

    There, done in 10 words.
     
  16. The Witcher відродитися

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    Wanna die of cancer? No? Start running bitch
     
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    Need only one

    Diabeetus
     
  18. SKYNET Infrared Belt Platinum Member

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    better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without
     
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    Do it. Then treat yourself afterwards.
     
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