Most expired thing you’ve ever consumed?

[JustAkidFrom209]

Binge watching his channel where he eats decade old canned food and this inspired me to create this thread.

I ate Pringle’s chips 1 year after they were expired once, that’s prob by most expired food consumption, tasted fine but very dry

What about you sherbros?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

48 year old pussy, when i was 18

 

[lsa]

48 year old pussy, when i was 18

 

[bubbleboyjones]

/thread

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

man i'd eat the fuck outta a 48 year vagoo now

 

[minute bull]

48 year old pussy, when i was 18

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

A few months, maybe a year or two on canned or frozen food.

Probably 10 years or more on some basic medications (ibuprofen, etc) that I get in bulk then don't use that much of.

The worst was the time I (unknowingly) ate some chili that had been in the refrigerator for about 3 weeks.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Mid July, reached blindly into the fridge to gulp down some cold Snapple.

Turned the cap, started chugging. Chunks floated into my mouth.

It was months old and had fermented, I nearly vomited. And haven't touched a Snapple since.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I ate sour cream that expired in 1997 one time.

 

[minute bull]

I dated a seventeen year old one time. If you know what I mean one time. I heard. He had a love song.

 

[FreeGold]

I smoked a pack of cigs from the 80s a few years back

 

[genecop]

25 year old Qualude..

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I ate sour cream that expired in 1997 one time.

that was jizzum

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

or mayo not sure

 

[GSP_37]

Maruchan plastic tray instant noodles several years old. You'd think it wouldn't go bad since it's flash dried, but it tasted like something you shouldn't eat.

Several years old yogurt covered raisins were kinda ok, kinda not right.

 

[Robocok]

I ate some 63 year old pussy at 27.

 

[SalvadorCollie]

I dated a girl older than me afew years back.

 

[SalvadorCollie]

I ate some 63 year old pussy at 27.

bah, I knew it was too easy. Damn.

 

[Robocok]

 

[TidWell]

I have no clue, we were so poor growing up my mom probably gave us expired foods