Most embarrasing/mortifying moments in your life

I was rolling in No-Gi BJJ and had a wardrobe malfunction.

My cup fell out and hit my training parter in the forehead.

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Sansnom said:
This one is both mortifying/embarrassing. I think I mentionned it in another similar thread.

At 17 years old I thought it would be cool to try an escort for fun. A friend of mine had already did it and talked me into it. So I checked the ads and called this "27 year old, 5"8, double D chick" according to the description.
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Funny story..

Reminds me of a time when I was 19, playing junior hockey. A kid on our team (Chris) was a virgin or at the very least, inexperienced. He was shy around girls and we teased him for it.

While partying together one weekend, we decided we’d get him a girl off of back pages. She comes into the room and we introduce her to him.. instead of being embarsssed though, he starts making out with her and almost immediately drops his pants right in front of all of us in the room.

We all chipped in $250 so this dude could slam a 7/10 in a living room. We expected him to faint but the total opposite happened and we still laugh about it to this day. I seen that nerdy, shy kid nail an escort not once but twice and even after all that, we never seen him around any women after either.

It was honestly such a power move. We did this to put him on the spot for laughs and it backfired big time
 
Nobody wanting to dance with me at high school prom.

Ended up drinking at the park with 2 bums and then stealing some stuff from liquoir store
 
One time I tried to give a kid a high 5 but he said let's do that but instead only touch our 1 finger (he meant index finger). So I did and he looked up at me and said out loud in front of a bunch of other kids ranging from 1st- sophomore in high school "Mr. Steven, we touched tips!!!!"

Yeah, that is pretty mortifying lol
 
ThaiSexPills said:
Funny story..

Reminds me of a time when I was 19, playing junior hockey. A kid on our team (Chris) was a virgin or at the very least, inexperienced. He was shy around girls and we teased him for it.

While partying together one weekend, we decided we’d get him a girl off of back pages. She comes into the room and we introduce her to him.. instead of being embarsssed though, he starts making out with her and almost immediately drops his pants right in front of all of us in the room.

We all chipped in $250 so this dude could slam a 7/10 in a living room. We expected him to faint but the total opposite happened and we still laugh about it to this day. I seen that nerdy, shy kid nail an escort not once but twice and even after all that, we never seen him around any women after either.

It was honestly such a power move. We did this to put him on the spot for laughs and it backfired big time
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So wait,

You guys enjoyed watching your friend bang some girl that you all paid to watch him do it again..?
 
I go to great lengths to avoid shit like this. So far, so good.
 
I decided to drunkenly race my friend to an ATM in Cologne (koln), Germany IIRC

I did beat him there, but in my expediency I didn't see that there were very clear, plexiglass windows on the sides of the ATM booth
I ran full speed, and leaped slightly to get up the step into the ATM enclosure, bounced hard full speed right off the side window face first
Fell back, and only salvaged maximum embarrassment by executing a beautiful tuck n roll to recover

But wow, did I feel like a straight idiot
 
I pulled off a double flip with ease off the low dive in HS once, so everyone at the base pool was daring me to try a 2.5 off the high dive

I did, opened up way early at about 2.25 and proceeded to do the largest face/belly flop in human history

Got a standing ovation from the crowd when i got out the water, but my entire torso and half my face were beet red from the impact like i was sunburned.

I once also did the same thing off the second platform, except i over rotated a flying squirrel into an inverted parachute and backflopped into near death status hahaha
 
mb23100 said:
Freshman year in HS i was in science class and i had a stomach ache. I asked my teacher if i could leave and she said no. When i sat back down the girl next to me asked if i wanted a Midol. I didnt know what it was and figured it was just tylenol. I took it. Towards the end of class the teacher asked me "Are you feeling better?" I said "Yeah, Amanda gave me a Midol". The class erupted in laughter and everyone called me Midol for six months.
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RIP
 
I got beat up in a basketball court and had to explain to my mother why her son was a bitch. It was so mortifying by the next morning I was on a flight to LA to live with my distant family, leaving everybody and everything behind... as a failure. What was even more embarrassing was trying to fit in with my distant family. There was an obvious culture gap that we couldn't get over. Yeah, it was a comical, but very difficult for a teenager in the height of his music career.
 
One of the most mortifying things for me is when you tweet the girl you've been crushing on for years or you tweet a celebrity crush of yours' and you get absolutely zero response from them
 
I was in sixth grade I think it was. Had to fart like any normal day and when I did I got more than I expected. Immediately asked to go to the bathroom and what I saw horrified me. My pants, underwear, and ass were completely covered in liquid shit. I cleaned it up the best I could but it was early in the morning and I had the rest of the day ahead of me.

So I go back to class and luckily lunch wasn't to far off so I went to lunch didn't eat anything and just stayed in the bathroom. From there I went to recess and basically stayed by myself in a corner. My friends kept asking me what was up with me but I just told them I wasn't feeling well and wanted to be a lone for a bit. Then I had to go back to class and this is the part I was worried about. It had been long enough where the smell was going to be pretty bad at this point. The classroom was setup in a U shape with me being at the very end of the U and one kid who was considered "the bad kid" across from me in a special desk by himself. The guy next to me immediately starts to smell something and goes man wtf is that smell. I play it off like I don't know what it is and finally the kid gives me an out. He points to the bad kid and says it's probably him. I agree that it's the bad kid and we start talking a bunch of shit about him.

When I got home that day it might have been the best bath I've ever had in my life. I also had to walk home that day because I wasn't going to dare trying to sit on the bus and someone figuring out what's going on.
 
OMGstreetfight said:
I got beat up in a basketball court and had to explain to my mother why her son was a bitch. It was so mortifying by the next morning I was on a flight to LA to live with my distant family, leaving everybody and everything behind... as a failure. What was even more embarrassing was trying to fit in with my distant family. There was an obvious culture gap that we couldn't get over. Yeah, it was a comical, but very difficult for a teenager in the height of his music career.
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Okay Will Smith.
 
Sansnom said:
Hey, at least she didn't respond back with a dirty text of her own.

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She did actually.

But once I entered that giant cave of hers and kept thinking about getting aids or some shit I completely lost it. Didn't help that her fake enjoyment was super obvious and that she was stoned on crack probably trying to forget what she was doing.

All in all, a horrifying experience.
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lol bobby lee has this story about this mexican hooker he was banging once who started crying when he was fucking her. I can't remember if he finished or not but it was pretty sad\hilarious.
 
As you grow older, I guess it's harder to feel embarrassment as strong as back when you were a young buck. I've embarrassed the whole Sherdog by banging a 9 last weekend. I'll spare you the details.

But back when I was 16, me and my gf were mainly hanging out at my place. Times were tough, and we rarely used condoms, I couldn't afford them and even when I could I was embarrassed to go out and buy them. It was a summer break and her parents were heading out of town for a day or two so the first thing in the morning I went to her house. We go for it as soon as she opens the door. So at one point, I pull out and we make a real mess, laying on the living room sofa. The moment I got up to clean myself someone's at the door, trying to unlock it. She dresses up quickly and opens the door. It's her parents. Her mother felt sick and they drove back. She goes to sit on the sofa and sees the mess I've made minutes earlier. I wished ground could open and swallow me. But she was cool, just got up and went to her room. I've been with that girl through almost entire high school and could never look her mother in the eyes.

I'd bang her mom too if I could go back, but I guess it's just old man's wisdom now.
 
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