The 2 big ones that come to mind: 1) I was in my Western Civ course taking a midterm. The class was so big that it was held in a movie theater with the prof just teaching from the stage. That class was bigger than my high school. There was no assigned seating. The test starts and I'm struggling from the get go. To make matters worse I keep hearing (immediately behind me) some guy or girl making this sucking sound. Like the kind of sound when someone is using a straw to suck the remaining drops of soda from a cup. I start noticing the sound more and more; I start to get more and more pissed off. To the point of not being able to focus on the test anymore I lose my cool, spin around and yell out "Please quit making that sound!" and immediately everything inside me falls into the pit of my stomach. I'm staring face to face with this kid who is wheelchair bound and has what looks like a tracheostomy tube (that's what was making the liquidy suction sounds) in his throat. Everyone around us was like "OMG!"... People were saying (in hushed tones) "what a fucking asshole" (and variations upon that). One of the TAs who was walking around the auditorium comes over and thankfully allowed me to move to another location to shit the bed on the test there. 2) I'm a sophomore in high school and I'm leaving the YMCA to get picked up by my mom. It's raining outside and the parking lot is black top. As I'm walking through door to get outside there are two wigg ...(ahem - whites who are adopting another culture). As I walk past them I do an exaggerated swag to mock them. I jog out into the parking lot and my lead foot slips out and I flop right on my back. I never heard two kids laugh harder in my life. I'm laying there staring up into the sky thinking "Of fucking course this has to happen to me".