Most Disappointing Celeb Disrobings

Zer said:
I haven't watched True Blood, but anyone with a US Southern accent is instantly bangable. I wish Americans made more films/shows with southern accents but I guess liberal Hollywood can't accept the pure sex of the deep south. Guess I'll go whack off to Slingblade again
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That is the funniest thing you've ever posted. I'm fucking literally LOL
 
Halsey.

She's super cute to me, and seeing her naked I was just like "men

Also Charlotte Flair has the flattest ass I have ever seen.
 
weich said:
I don't understand how this made the list.

Here scene in True Detective is legendary. She has insanely perky breasts given their size.
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And then Woody ate her asshole. She was just a horny bitch in TD.
 
Alphaboy said:
Halsey.

She's super cute to me, and seeing her naked I was just like "men

Also Charlotte Flair has the flattest ass I have ever seen.
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Really? I know a lot of men like women thicc, but I fancy the pants off her!
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I started watching my dirt cheap Fast & Furious 6 DVD bought on Black Friday and immediately noticed hottie Elsa Pataky's naked boob pressed on Vin Dinsel. I later started watching this same movie on FX Movies on demand and noticed they made a CGI extension of the bed sheet to cover Elsa's brief back sideboob. WTF?

I watched Fast Five on SYFY and they showed this skinny Brazilian wearing a dress so short it exposed the bottom half of her g-string or commando buns. I thought FX was supposed to show uncensored movies? I don't understand the inconsistency. FXM on demand showed Wolf of Wall Street strip joint titties, Furious 7 "shit" usage, allowed Straight Outta Compton potty mouth but blurred fully nude pool party buns and g-string buns.
 
Tessa Thompson - (pic for those who'll recognize the name and not the face).

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She's so damn pretty, but she has absolutely no body to speak of.
 
^ I was surprised her full nude scene involved a frontal view. Too flatchested. Was pretty in Creed.
 
Was Meg Ryan wearing a merkin in her full frontal In The Cut darkly lit scene?
 
I cannot believe what im reading.
As a woman, its painful to read these comments, guys.
Im sure you all have insecurities.
Im sure any woman reading these comments would be pretty disgusted.
Im pretty sure most people would be more disappointed with the majority of your comments than with the appearance of some womans nipples.
Grow up.
 
Charlieeilrahc said:
I cannot believe what im reading.
As a woman, its painful to read these comments, guys.
Im sure you all have insecurities.
Im sure any woman reading these comments would be pretty disgusted.
Im pretty sure most people would be more disappointed with the majority of your comments than with the appearance of some womans nipples.
Grow up.
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Lofeu said:
Joanna Vanderham in Warrior

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She's not ugly and I wanted to see her naked. Her titties were quite droopy and I think someone said the beaver was a merkin. I suspect she'll have sexual relations with Ah Sam before long. Maybe her full frontal scene was computer assisted like the Marion Coitilard full frontal where her boobs were nice and firm vs. real boobs deflated and droopy.
 
Eyepokesftw said:
Dude. Winslet has been fully naked and bush in multiple movies since Titanic. Take a look. Her tits and body are disgusting.

James Cameron is responsible for having her look halfway decent in Titanic.
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LOL, no, she's gorgeous, dude. She made me want to go full necro in Quills.
 
JabToucher said:
Really? I know a lot of men like women thicc, but I fancy the pants off her!
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dude, of all the photos of sexy and attractive women you've posted you have a hard on for her ?. <23> ....different strokes for different folks and all that, but I don't think Viagra would work for me if this was its intended target, not ugly just bland AF, and she seems like an asshole into the bargain
 
Charlieeilrahc said:
I cannot believe what im reading.
As a woman, its painful to read these comments, guys.
Im sure you all have insecurities.
Im sure any woman reading these comments would be pretty disgusted.
Im pretty sure most people would be more disappointed with the majority of your comments than with the appearance of some womans nipples.
Grow up.
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You sound like you have terrible boobs
 
Charlieeilrahc said:
I cannot believe what im reading.
As a woman, its painful to read these comments, guys.
Im sure you all have insecurities.
Im sure any woman reading these comments would be pretty disgusted.
Im pretty sure most people would be more disappointed with the majority of your comments than with the appearance of some womans nipples.
Grow up.
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Show us your tits, love
 
GSP_37 said:
She's not ugly and I wanted to see her naked. Her titties were quite droopy and I think someone said the beaver was a merkin. I suspect she'll have sexual relations with Ah Sam before long. Maybe her full frontal scene was computer assisted like the Marion Coitilard full frontal where her boobs were nice and firm vs. real boobs deflated and droopy.
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Yeah i think she's pretty, her tits are too saggy for a 27 year old though.
Ah Sam definitely going to smash that.
 
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