Morton salt factory spill - I don't know why this is so funny

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  1. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    http://news.yahoo.com/mounds-of-sal...-chicago-s-morton-salt-factory-225042628.html

    I didn't even read the article but the picture is making me laugh my ass off for some reason. I guess because it just seems so ridiculous, like behind every brick wall is a giant mound of salt, they just keep it in piles, don't even put it in giant metal containers or anything. Just wall to wall salt, stacked 3 stories high.

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    Least they wont have to worry about the snow
     
  4. HenryFlower (sheesh!)

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    Was gonna tell you to put down that pipe, but I'm actually laughing too.
     
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    prrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
  6. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    I don't get it. Is this guy's name Morton or Salt or something?
     
  7. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I am also wondering why the salt is all loose, and shit.

    Also I have no idea who the explosive gentleman is and his relation to the topic at hand.
     
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    In America, first you get the salt, then you get the power, then you get the women.
     
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    you figure they would have at least put it in a huge ass salt shaker
     
  10. Err Brown Belt

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    First they lose all that inventory and now you are laughing at them?

    ...when it rains, it pours.
     
  13. philth Purple Belt

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    my thoughts exactly.

    Also, like the TS stated ... why the hell is all the salt not contained by anything other then the building itself?
     
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    That hole is too perfect. It was an inside job.

    PS.............
    You have a weird sense of humor.
     
  15. faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I loled
     
  16. 7437 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    It probably was. I would guess that when the container ruptured the salt easily crushed the wall it was next to.
     
  17. bigdaddythunder Purple Belt

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    oh man i needed that lol
     
  18. Hyperglide Tell Apathy

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    Damn that's some bad luck. Someone spilled the salt. Guess whoever fucked up should throw some over their left shoulder.

    Lol nice reference.
     
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    "Sir our East wall collapsed! Piles A through F have spilled onto the street!"
     
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    I get it
    Its funny
     

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