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More proof that Mike Perry has more weapons than dynamite hands

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Smoking Indoors, Dec 20, 2016.

  1. Smoking Indoors Banned Banned

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    His platinum core broke Jouban's entire body. Here's the facts:

    Mike Perry touches you, he breaks you.
    You touch Mike Perry, he breaks you.

    Perry has no injuries after that fight and Jouban might be medically retired.
     
  2. Smoking Indoors Banned Banned

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    The only way to beat Mike Perry is to wait out the clock. In a real fight, like a warrior on a battlefield, Perry brings death and only the survivors write the history books. Be sure to snapchat jouban some "get well soon" pics of your face with the dog ears on it. He may never be licensed ever again after what Mike Perry did to him.
     
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    The Platinum Trolls disbanded. It's just sad what you are doing now.
     
  4. spmn1017 Orange Belt

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    really scraping the bottom of the barrel here aren't ya buddy? i guess some people are okay with being a loser.
     
  5. Whippy McGee Meme Master

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    Mike Perry got his ass kicked for 15 minutes and got gun shy.
     
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    The only mistake in this OP is that his name is Youran. Still 9/10.
     
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    WTF is with these Perry Platinum pussy threads??:eek:
     
  10. bigwaverider ✌️ SHOOP MOD ✌️ Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Perry did break Jouban's leg in that fight. Not a Platinum Nation person myself. Just sayin'.
     
  11. Smoking Indoors Banned Banned

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    Mike Perry and stones may break your bones, but Jouban will never hurt me.
     
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    This guy has bellator written all over him.
     
  13. *Z* Brown Belt

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    The emotional damage done to Perry by being completely outclassed by a male model will never heal.
     
  14. changospank Green Belt

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    Lando Vandatagoat. end of thread. uber pwnage!
     
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    I realize that most of my posts are meaningless at best, but, does this pic have any worthwhile meaning?
     
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    As much worthwhile meaning as any of @Smoking Indoors' threads
     
  18. spmn1017 Orange Belt

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    unintentionally i mind you, plus he still lost the fight. im no fan of jouban's myself i'm just not delusional. just sayin.
     
  19. Topguntrophey Brown Belt

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    Great, you do damage but don't win.
     
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    Damage control
     

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