Media Mma guru has a theory on the events leading to Jones’s retirement

[PaulieVegas27]

Here is what happened.

1- he wasn't going to fight and would have continue dragging shit out.

2- Abq issued a warrant for the mushrooms, 1/2 naked ho + leaving a DWI shitshow

3- UFC scrambled and said "shit we gotta get ahead of this"

Was the 1/2 naked ho a man or a woman?

 

[188912345]

Yeah.
Me.

Aha, I'm assuming you misrepresent what happened then.

I would assume he was live streaming and someone mentioned it in chat, when there were different rumors from both the wrestling and mma world about what the status of Askren was.

I doubt it was done maliciously.

 

[WillyWarminski]

Aha, I'm assuming you misrepresent what happened then.

I would assume he was live streaming and someone mentioned it in chat, when there were different rumors from both the wrestling and mma world about what the status of Askren was.

I doubt it was done maliciously.

Mr Guru.
Your Sherdog account is obvious.

 

[PaulieVegas27]

how do people like this buffoon, outside of his meltdowns when fighters he doesn't like win I've never seen anything remotely entertaining from him

I like Guru's videos, his insight, and his impersonations. But I can't stomach his watch parties, all he does is read and respond to posts on his message board while completely ignoring the action in the cage. Most of the time without the clock he has ticking in the background I wouldn't even be able to tell there is a fight going on. Until the finish, then we get an opinion or a cackle-fest, and then back to his message board.

 

[Gabe]

Here is what happened.

1- he wasn't going to fight and would have continue dragging shit out.

2- Abq issued a warrant for the mushrooms, 1/2 naked ho + leaving a DWI shitshow

3- UFC scrambled and said "shit we gotta get ahead of this"

Exactly. UFC cut him loose. Too much of a liability at this point and that’s really saying something.

 

[jeff7b9]

Was the 1/2 naked ho a man or a woman?

Woman who was confused and disoriented was found in an abandoned vehicle (possibly crashed, I'm not 100%) in the passenger seat.

- she was naked from the waist down
- she said Jones gave her booze and mushrooms
- she said Jon had been driving but left the scene on foot.

 

[188912345]

Mr Guru.
Your Sherdog account is obvious.

No, read my views on DDP vs Khamzat and you can see that they are polar opposites.

I just happen to care about finding out what's true or not when I browse the internet.

 

[jeff7b9]

cliffs?

Apparently Jon Jones turns into Nate Diaz when drunk.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Jones was done. He just wanted the longest heavyweight reign.

 

[drphil]

Woman who was confused and disoriented was found in an abandoned vehicle (possibly crashed, I'm not 100%) in the passenger seat.

- she was naked from the waist down
- she said Jones gave her booze and mushrooms
- she said Jon had been driving but left the scene on foot.

Well at least good wholesome Christian Jon is spending his retirement those most important to him.

Seriously it's like he and conor are in a race to see who can OD the fastest.
Just a complete sociopath.

 

[RemyR]

MMA guru is a sack of useless shit

 

[Marko Polo]

MMA guru is a sack of useless shit

Why is that bud? For calling out Dana’s bullshit? Guru’s videos reach hundreds of thousands of people who would otherwise be oblivious to the injustices going on against Aspinall etc. on top of that he’s actually entertaining. His criticisms aren’t born out of a lazy armchair-athlete mentality like people think, more for his love for the sport of mma.

 

[jeff7b9]

Well at least good wholesome Christian Jon is spending his retirement those most important to him.

Seriously it's like he and conor are in a race to see who can OD the fastest.
Just a complete sociopath.

Man has 4 daughters and has been CAUGHT bloodying up their mothers mouth and having at least two motor vehicle incidents involving alcohol and women that are not his children's mother.

Must be a fun family to grow up in.

At least they are fuck you money rich.
Probably loads of people who have the fucked up stories and not the money.

 

[TITS]

"He was drunk, gets back from Thailand, not a ladyboy in sight....gets drunk to ease the pain of none of them being around, meets up with the Nelk boys..."

"He's a gay duck..."

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

Woman who was confused and disoriented was found in an abandoned vehicle (possibly crashed, I'm not 100%) in the passenger seat.

- she was naked from the waist down
- she said Jones gave her booze and mushrooms
- she said Jon had been driving but left the scene on foot.

I can confirm, i was a naked woman

 

[drphil]

Man has 4 daughters and has been CAUGHT bloodying up their mothers mouth and having at least two motor vehicle incidents involving alcohol and women that are not his children's mother.

Must be a fun family to grow up in.

At least they are fuck you money rich.
Probably loads of people who have the fucked up stories and not the money.

He's one of a select few men I'd actually love to see the wife divorce hin and take him to the cleaners but I don't think they're married?

Just another example of Jon's staunch Christianity.

 

[WillyWarminski]

No, read my views on DDP vs Khamzat and you can see that they are polar opposites.

I just happen to care about finding out what's true or not when I browse the internet.

Fair play. I reached my trolling limit for the day because I'm tired and grumpy.
Sorry.

 

[skylolow]

Reality is right now we really don't know what Jones has said to the UFC over the last six months or so.

As far as we know Jones might of said back in January that he was leaning towards retirement. UFC probably told him to take more time. If we are to believe Jones, at some point before the other night he already told the UFC his plans(retirement). Then over the last few weeks he has been really been bombarded with fighting Tom questions that he probably called the UFC the other night and said either you announce it, or we do a press conference announcing my retirement, or I'm just going to tell the public I'm done. Dana's been getting hit hard on the Jones questions also and last night he probably just said F it and spilled the beans. Jones would've never made that announcement last night on his social media account if Dana just deflected the Jones question.



P.S.: As much as us fans want to throw a lot of the blame at Jones, some should land at the feet of the UFC(even though I can't blame them from a business stand point). I'm sure Jones started down this path a little shaky on retirement like a lot of fighters. Probably at various times he had the urge to fight again and other times he was done. UFC this whole time is always going to be holding out for this fight to occur as it is just good business. I'm sure they were contributing factors in Jones dragging this out longer as fans continued to lose patience. The UFC was probably the first to say to Jones take a little more time even if he didn't need it.

 

[Istryker]

Not clicking play lol

 

[agibmxmma]

Small minds believe you can't criticize MMA fighters if you aren't an MMA fighter yourself.

Or just minds that are mature and reasonable enough to grasp reality in that context. If one has never done the action, then yes they can have an opinion, but it carries no weight in the end.