Misquoted Lyrics and movie misquotes

[Nomos]

My wife is a big Garth Brooks fan, and he put on a few shows in Memphis last weekend. At the show, a couple of 40-50 year old men passed each other on the stairs up, and at least one of them was slightly inebriated. They apparently knew each other because they stopped and chatted right beside our seats. When they went their separate ways, one said something inane, and the other guy responded "Blame it all on my roots" to which the first guy yells out "I'll come on your boots!" I looked at my wife and just started laughing hard enough I was worried I'd spill my beer. If you're not a Garth fan, which I am most definitely not, you might not know that one of his most famous and popular songs is Low Places, which actually goes "I showed up in boots." Anyway, what badly misquoted lyrics or movie quotes have you heard in public that made you cringe?

TLDR: Drunk guy misquotes Garth Brooks at a concert, yelling out "I'll come on your boots" to another man.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Hello, Clarice.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Movies and plays:

Luke, I am your father

Alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.


Songs:

Jimi Hendrix - Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Kiss - I want to Rock and roll all night and part of every day

Creedence - don't go around tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right.

And that chumbawumba song that goes "i get knocked down, but I get up again". I heard one that was, "I got no job, but I'm an opera fan"

 

[koolinkunming]

Garth Brooks huh?

 

[Graves The Elder]

wrapped like a douche, another runner in the night-manfred manns earth band

 

[Graves The Elder]

— Two Tickets to Paradise by Eddie Money

“I’ve got two chickens to paralyze” Actual lyric: “I’ve got two tickets to paradise”

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Heyyyy little thing let me light your chemicals, cause Mama I'm so hard to handle now mess around

 

[Peteyandjia]

'Play it again, Sam'

'Top of the world, ma'

'Beam me up, Scotty'

'Hello, Clarice'

'If you build it, they will come'



^^
never actually said

 

[HARRISON_3]

"Grab them by the pussy"

Actual quote:

"Grab 'em by the pussy"

 

[guard_passer]

Is this more than you bargained for yet. oh, tell mommy Im watching youtube from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans

 

[ookii]

Don't ever leave your pizza burning. I'll never see your pizza burning

 

[MassDistortion]

I need your clothes, your boots, and your tricycle.

 

[blaseblah]

Hello, Clarice.

He says this in Hannibal

 

[GORETAURO]

hot potatoes hot potatoes
hot potatoes
hot potatoes hot potatoes
hot potatoes
hot potatoes hot potatoes
oh oh hot potatoes

rock my hot potatoes
oooh rock my hot potatoes
oooh rock my hot potatoes
oooooh

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

"You dead" - Ivan drago.

For 25 years I thought this is what he said...I was wrong this entire time

 

[AgedFlatus]

Little country big town "pontoon"

What I thought I heard "jam it up my backdoor don't act like you don't want to"

Actual lyrics " jumping off the back don't act like you don't want to"

Chumbawumba tub thumping
Witih: "piss in the microwave, piss in the microwave"

Actual lyrics "pissing the night away, pissing the night away"

 

[rocketskates]

"Luke I am your father" is the GOAT misquoted movie line

 

[Graves The Elder]

robert palmer-"might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

AC/DC- "dirty deeds and they're done with sheep"

 

[Jermei]

Hitler getting angry.

 

[neverwas]

first blood" don't push me"
never gets said