Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Myke, Jan 7, 2015.
How much does it cost to buy one of the mummies?
With that many mummies flooding the market, the mass supersaturation should bring the price down so drastically it's become a buyer's market overnight.
You: "Hmmm, $9? That mummy looks a little- you know, kinda ragged and old n stuff. I'll just shop around somewhere else"
Dealer: "No! There was ah, a mistake on the, uh sheet, it was supposed to say $4.90, and that's a pretty fair price for this one, really, because I mean he was a ruler of the 23rd dynasty. "
You: "Yeah, exactly-- 'was'. *yawn*"
*Dealer sighs, rolls his eyes as he walks over and tucks a square packet of duct-tape into the folds*
Dealer: "Whoops, heard someone mighta lost a baggie or two of cocaine down there"
The hell are they doing? Covering it back over with dirt and re-unearthing it for press every two weeks?
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