Million-Mummy Cemetery Unearthed in Egypt

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  1. Myke

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    http://www.livescience.com/49147-egyptian-cemetery-million-mummies.html

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    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    How much does it cost to buy one of the mummies?
     
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    With that many mummies flooding the market, the mass supersaturation should bring the price down so drastically it's become a buyer's market overnight.





    You: "Hmmm, $9? That mummy looks a little- you know, kinda ragged and old n stuff. I'll just shop around somewhere else"

    Dealer: "No! There was ah, a mistake on the, uh sheet, it was supposed to say $4.90, and that's a pretty fair price for this one, really, because I mean he was a ruler of the 23rd dynasty. "

    You: "Yeah, exactly-- 'was'. *yawn*"

    (pause)

    *Dealer sighs, rolls his eyes as he walks over and tucks a square packet of duct-tape into the folds*

    Dealer: "Whoops, heard someone mighta lost a baggie or two of cocaine down there"
     
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    The hell are they doing? Covering it back over with dirt and re-unearthing it for press every two weeks?
     

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