I've gotta make a confession...
I was a cock-blocker on a MASSIVE scale when I was TDY to 7-Level school in the USAF.
I was TDY to Texas from California and called my wife and baby boy as usual after class. I thought I'd check out a movie on base. I took a shortcut through "PDA Park" and since it was Winter it was dark. I had went there for Tech school way back in the day so I knew where I was going.
I could see the various bodies snuggled together in by trees, picnic benches, and hedges as I strolled to the theatre. As I walked along I heard a feminine voice quietly squeal out an "Uehehheehhhh..." I though to myself... "IDEA!"
I went to a hidden spot and screamed out at the top of my lungs...
"OH MY GOODNES! LOOK TECH. SGT!!! THERE THEY GO! THERE THEY GOOOOO! GET 'EM! GET 'EM!"
Like roaches when the lights come on, people were scrambling to and fro, grabbing at their pants/leggings to pull them up. Of course I laughed my arse off all the way to the theatre...
Don't hate!
My wife was in California and I was stuck in Texas! If I wasn't getting busy, NOBODY was getting busy!