Media Mickey Rourke Looks Awful

[PHATV]

Off-topic I guess given his skills in the ring or lack thereof, but I do think he had a pro bout or two, right? He looks awful. Chicks used to swoon for that dude. I wonder if he's gay.

I've never seen a straight man go with so much plastic surgery. Anecdotal I know, but...

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  Mickey Rourke berates 'crybaby' Robert De Niro in angry Instagram post: 'Gonna embarrass you severely'
  
  Rourke accused De Niro of calling him a "liar" in the press.

No matter what, I hope he has his health and some people around him who care. Jesus.

 

[revoltub]

Roy Jones esque left hook.

 

[spacetime]

"On November 28, 2014, Rourke briefly returned to the boxing ring and fought 29-year-old Elliot Seymour in Moscow, Russia.[34] It was Rourke's first boxing match in over 20 years. Talks of him being involved in four more matches were released by Rourke himself after the match. He won the exhibition fight in the second round by TKO. The fight is not counted in his professional record since it was an exhibition match. The opponent later stated that he threw the fight, having been promised payment to take a dive in the second round."

 

[revoltub]

"On November 28, 2014, Rourke briefly returned to the boxing ring and fought 29-year-old Elliot Seymour in Moscow, Russia.[34] It was Rourke's first boxing match in over 20 years. Talks of him being involved in four more matches were released by Rourke himself after the match. He won the exhibition fight in the second round by TKO. The fight is not counted in his professional record since it was an exhibition match. The opponent later stated that he threw the fight, having been promised payment to take a dive in the second round."

Just salty he was in his prime and got gut chucked by an old man.

 

[spacetime]

Just salty he was in his prime and got gut chucked by an old man.

That's some nice acting by Rourke in your GIF. Lol at you believing it was real.

 

[revoltub]

That's some nice acting by Rourke in your GIF. Lol at you believing it was real.

You can literally see the impact of the hook.

 

[PHATV]

You can literally see the impact of the hook.

Impact may be a strong word...

 

[spacetime]

You can literally see the impact of the hook.

He got "hit" by an innocious jab to the body, is up against the ropes crunching, and his opponent does absolutely nothing.

 

[revoltub]

He got "hit" by an innocious jab to the body, is up against the ropes crunching, and his opponent does absolutely nothing.

You're blind.

He's undefeated as a pro and was trained by Freddie roach.

 

[spacetime]

You're blind.

He's undefeated as a pro and was trained by Freddie roach.

Whatever. Year of the dragon was a great movie.. Btw, he would have suited the lead in Blade Runner instead of that "discovered former carpenter" Harrison Ford.

 

[Heath Robinson]

Mickey has looked awful for years. Now it is about degrees of awful.

 

[CatchnShoot]

Dude needs a shrink, not a surgeon. Fucked in the head.

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

Never understood the plastic surgery bit with him. His face looks night & day different and not in a good way. He looks scary nowadays.

 

[Hagler]

Roy Jones esque left hook.

There’s also some Floyd in here. Walks his man into the check hook.

 

[Shoemaker]

He had some fights back in the 90s too. He would've been a guy brought in to get beat up if he weren't already famous. Real stiff, no pop, awkward feet.

Apparently @sweetviolenturg had a chance to fight him. The only way he could lose is if Mickey wrote him a big enough check.

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

 

[Kovalev's "Man Bag"]

Rourke had the Tony Stark'ish look going on before Tony Stark.

 

[Shoemaker]

Rourke had the Tony Stark'ish look going on before Tony Stark.

Instead he got to play the ugly bad guy who gets his ass kicked by Stark. Fate is a cruel mistress.

 

[spacetime]

. Real stiff, no pop, awkward feet.

.

I always envisioned him as a crappy boxer but I never saw a fight of his. Maybe it's his own account of it but he doesn't strike me as a natural born athlete when it comes to boxing.

 

[spacetime]

Dude needs a shrink, not a surgeon. Fucked in the head.

How is he fucked in the head?