Michael Chiesa almost literally pooped his pants against Dariush

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So Beneil Dariush was submitted and had his hype train ended by someone who was on the verge of crapping their pants. Will he ever recover?

 
I really like Dariush. But Chiesa's groundgame is sick......
 
I would have gone and shit and told Fox to wait unless they want me to shit all over the Octagon on live television.
 
I think I would have just kept that info private. Lol
 
Was he wearing the white fight kit? Those shorts are so unforgiving. There was one event where a bunch of fighters looked like they had skid marks cuz some shit from the mat rubbed off on them or something. It was humiliating.

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Sounds like we nearly had another Timmeh moment in the cage. :eek:
 
Dude has that lanky strength. I bet the forearm crushing Benials jaw must have hurt like a motha.

Dariush look great too before getting finished. Both guys are awesome and I think they will be in the top 5 point.
 
Bruh, if I had to take a shit just before I walk out there's no way anybody is stopping me, maybe he is exaggerating a little bit. You would think with him straining so much when trying to get that choke, he would of pushed one out.
 
The question I have is how do you take a body strike when you're in the situation he's describing. It seems like it would knock the shit out of you. I for one don't think that he was exaggerating, that doesn't seem to be his style. The guy's ground game is so legit and his unorthodox striking gets people off balance or in the clinch with him, so he can get them to the ground. I'd love to see him and El Cucuy fight next.
 
Worth a bump with all the poop related MMA news as of late.

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