Michael Bisping Almost Killed in South Africa

[Beans & Cornbread]

If you want to know something interesting. I knew a Japanese girl who claimed that there were absolutely no homeless people in Japan. I said it’s impossible there are homeless people everywhere.

My sister went to Japan and said she saw not one homeless person, not one crazy drug addict on the corner.

Which makes me think they euthanize them or make them disappear.

Soylent Green is people!

 

[Klaavical]

If you want to know something interesting. I knew a Japanese girl who claimed that there were absolutely no homeless people in Japan. I said it’s impossible there are homeless people everywhere.

My sister went to Japan and said she saw not one homeless person, not one crazy drug addict on the corner.

Which makes me think they euthanize them or make them disappear.

Not too many terrorist killings in Japan either, hmmmm maybe they're onto something.

 

[pbateman]

The freaks come out at night

 

[Naj85]

Mike perry would understand those people

 

[TidWell]

Source: Michael Bisping, Believe You Me podcast.
Location: Cape Town, South Africa

“It is beautiful by day, at night the freaks come out and it is a very, very dangerous place.”

“We go out for a Chinese meal, I don’t like Chinese but whatever… We end up having a few drinks. I get back, it’s like three o clock in the morning and the uber driver drops me off at a four-way cross street not by my hotel, and he says ‘your hotel is over there’, so I get out the car and the uber driver drives off and I don’t know which way to go.”

. . .

“All the while, I may have been stumbling slightly, and staring at my phone which is a giveaway, I’m on my apps.’ He says, ‘Im stumbling around a little bit and all of a sudden low and behold, the freaks came out, the thieves came out, the muggers, the nasty f***ing criminal b****rds…before I knew it, I was surrounded by 10 to 15 homeless people begging for money and then they started getting kind of nasty.”

. . .

“I start raising my voice saying ‘stay the f**k back.”

“At this point now, because my defences are up, I’m trying to be big, just like a lion in the jungle puffs out his mane… I’m puffing out my chest and I’m trying to look as scary as possible so these motherf**kers don’t make a move.”

. . .

“If you want to go home, give me your wallet.”

. . .

“Two f*cking guys jump out looking wasted, more wasted then me, very glossy eyes... they start screaming ‘get in the car, get in the car.”

. . .

“If I get in this car, I’m a dead man, simple as that because they are gonna kill me or rob me and leave me for dead.”

. . .

“I’m backing up, there was a little opening and I just f***ing ran. They didn’t chase much, and I ran down the street and low and behold there was my f***ing hotel.”

wtf is he doing in South Africa? filming a movie?

Remember Urijah Fabers Bali story that shit was crazy when Faber tells it you can tell he was having a flashback lol they came at him with knives and I think he actually got cut too and out ran them.

 

[Klaavical]

The freaks come out at night

 

[Kneeuinthenutz]

People getting jumped by roving gangs of 15 homeless people?

Especially homeless people with cars?

 

[Sansnom]

Iz normal

The same would've happened in any US city lol and a lot of Canadian cities are getting that bad too

Which Canadian cities are you refering to?

 

[PlatinumColbyCovington]

I'd have got in the car and said "you'll do nuttin, you'll do absolutely fookin nuttin."

 

[Boomb]

Source: Michael Bisping, Believe You Me podcast.
Location: Cape Town, South Africa


“I’m backing up, there was a little opening and I just f***ing ran.

That's the only smart thing to do in these kind of situations.

 

[TAK47]

This happens in every country

Except maybe Switzerland lmfao

I can affirm this lol.

 

[275others]

wtf is he doing in South Africa? filming a movie?

Remember Urijah Fabers Bali story that shit was crazy when Faber tells it you can tell he was having a flashback lol they came at him with knives and I think he actually got cut too and out ran them.

Source?

 

[OmegaRugal]

Ping may be a beast but against 10 plus people even Pico Jones would get fucked.

True ... Batman, Jackie Chan, John Wick (without the guns) ... just not realistic.

No amount of fighting skills can help you beat 10 plus adult males trying to kill you.

 

[Source]

This happens in every country

Except maybe Switzerland lmfao

It just happens more often in the shithole ones.

 

[IloveTHIS]

That's why you dont go to 4th world countries

 

[Vil7]

Bisping - 1, homeless dudes - 15.

 

[grimballer]

30-27 Bisping

If that happen in uk it would definitely be a ud for bisping

 

[PrepareForGlory]

Anyone who's been to South Africa knows this story is true. That place is SCARY at night.

I spent a summer there doing an internship for my university in Cape Town.

I was mugged at gunpoint my first day there, swear to God. Fuck that place.

 

[Swarthy]

Glad he got out of that in one peice.

 

[grimballer]

If you want to know something interesting. I knew a Japanese girl who claimed that there were absolutely no homeless people in Japan. I said it’s impossible there are homeless people everywhere.

My sister went to Japan and said she saw not one homeless person, not one crazy drug addict on the corner.

Which makes me think they euthanize them or make them disappear.

Or Japanese ppl have too much pride to get to the homeless level n beg others for money.

What I heard Japanese do have is African migrants preying on tourists