Michael Bisping Almost Killed in South Africa

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  1. ReadWrite

    ReadWrite Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Source: Michael Bisping, Believe You Me podcast.
    Location: Cape Town, South Africa

    “It is beautiful by day, at night the freaks come out and it is a very, very dangerous place.”

    “We go out for a Chinese meal, I don’t like Chinese but whatever… We end up having a few drinks. I get back, it’s like three o clock in the morning and the uber driver drops me off at a four-way cross street not by my hotel, and he says ‘your hotel is over there’, so I get out the car and the uber driver drives off and I don’t know which way to go.”

    . . .

    “All the while, I may have been stumbling slightly, and staring at my phone which is a giveaway, I’m on my apps.’ He says, ‘Im stumbling around a little bit and all of a sudden low and behold, the freaks came out, the thieves came out, the muggers, the nasty f***ing criminal b****rds…before I knew it, I was surrounded by 10 to 15 homeless people begging for money and then they started getting kind of nasty.”

    . . .

    “I start raising my voice saying ‘stay the f**k back.”

    “At this point now, because my defences are up, I’m trying to be big, just like a lion in the jungle puffs out his mane… I’m puffing out my chest and I’m trying to look as scary as possible so these motherf**kers don’t make a move.”

    . . .

    “If you want to go home, give me your wallet.”

    . . .

    “Two f*cking guys jump out looking wasted, more wasted then me, very glossy eyes... they start screaming: ‘GET IN THE CAR! GET IN THE CAR!!'

    . . .

    “If I get in this car, I’m a dead man, simple as that because they are gonna kill me or rob me and leave me for dead.”

    . . .

    “I’m backing up, there was a little opening and I just f***ing ran... I ran down the street and, low and behold,
    there was my f***ing hotel!”
     
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  2. JabToucher

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    Damn!

    A sherdogger would not have ran!
     
  3. Serge421

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    Well at least he didn't get drop kicked...
     
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    Glad to hear he made it out of the situation safely
     
  5. joeyjoejoe

    joeyjoejoe Silver Belt

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    Glad Bisping is ok, footwork and cardio still on point I see.
     
  6. ArabPride99

    ArabPride99 Blue Belt

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    <28>

    Iz normal

    The same would've happened in any US city lol and a lot of Canadian cities are getting that bad too
     
  7. TheToqueville

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    The Count pulling through as usual!

    Also, inb4 alt right incel turds start acting like the only place crime happens is South Africa.


    Edit: too late
     
  8. ArabPride99

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    This happens in every country

    Except maybe Switzerland lmfao
     
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    Honestly some of those homeless fellas would probably have the striking and athleticism edge, so he was right to run imo.
     
  10. TheToqueville

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    location: BC

    LOL!
     
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    In a real fight, running is the best defense.
    It is now.
     
  13. Sapp

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    People getting jumped by roving gangs of 15 homeless people?
     
  14. Serenity Now

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    Story is exaggerated..Im sure.
     
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  16. Beans & Cornbread

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    Bisping keeps going on vacation and being the guy people want to steal from.
     
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    Both of you are dicks.

    1. I’m from Toronto and BC is awesome and a wonderful place to live.

    2. To the first guy, you won the genetic lottery by not being born in Africa and being one of those awful creepy homeless people. That could just as easily have been your destiny so don’t act like you’re better than them. I’m from a country that is basically a shithole but I live in Canada and I appreciate it.
     
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    Sounds like exactly what he did to the Romero fight
     
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    Ping may be a beast but against 10 plus people even Pico Jones would get fucked.
     
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    If you want to know something interesting. I knew a Japanese girl who claimed that there were absolutely no homeless people in Japan. I said it’s impossible there are homeless people everywhere.

    My sister went to Japan and said she saw not one homeless person, not one crazy drug addict on the corner.

    Which makes me think they euthanize them or make them disappear.
     

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