Met this pseudo French/Northern English chick

[Medulla Omoplata]

I'll be honest this sounded better in my head

all of my threads immediately after I click to post
except the horse thread

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

french chicks are awesome btw

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Did she have an abnormally small vagina like Natalie Portman?

I didn't make fuck in her or Natalie

 

[Fraz]

 

[HUGHPHUG]

all of my threads immediately after I click to post
except the horse thread

horse thread? I have a terrible memory, was that yours or mine? must have been yours

And yes, the French language coming through female lips is magnificent

 

[Cole train]

french chicks are awesome btw

Polish guy told me they are horrible

Cant say if true or not

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Polish guy told me they are horrible

Cant say if true or not

the poles are liars, you know this

 

[ShackleMeNot]

Probably 2

Mogadishu 5

Isn't that like a Boise 30?

 

[Iroh]

When I start posting in the heavies my IQ steadily keeps dropping and after I'm done posting, I'll at least be retarded for another 45 minutes and only have regained my full cognitive abilities in about 3.5 hours.

 

[MescalineDreams]

it was weird, Luna was her name, parents from Sheffield (or somewhere else in Northern England with a strong accent) but she was born and raised in France.

When she spoke French she did so with a beautiful French accent, but when she spoke English, as she did very well, she spoke in a Northern accent, cos she'd been taught by her Northern parents.

Basically if you didn't know her & spoke to her in English, you'd think she was from Northern England, except she didn't know the English vocabulary like a native.

So she didn't know what a pencil sharpener was, it was like talking to an alien. Looks and sounds English, but didn't know some of the most basic words

Trying to teach an English adult the most basic of words that she struggled to pronounce.

made me laugh

in what ways are you retarded

I'd be into this

Not gonna lie

I like unique girls



Where does she rank on the scale

 

[DeJulez]

I'll be honest this sounded better in my head

Yea so would my fist.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'll be honest this sounded better in my head

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I'd be into this

Not gonna lie

I like unique girls



Where does she rank on the scale

She was a Boise Dime 47 I think

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Yea so would my fist.

I heard your fist is usually busy in other areas

Have a nice day at the orifice

 

[minute bull]

I'll be honest this sounded better in my head

I get it....

...Jamie, you wanna pull up that other chimp photo? Would you just look at that.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

She'd get it

 

[Tone C]

french chicks are awesome btw

I'll pass it on to my wife , that should please her.

 

[minute bull]

No training camp ceiling.

I'll pass it on to my wife , that should please her.

Something should.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

an Essex tart

 

[TheLinguist]

Probably 2

Mogadishu 5

Lmao