'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the Jail, Not a ***** was stirring, not even a one that
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood Everyone listen up, Dan's got a story too good Blending stevia and water, and watching it spin In no time playa, you'll be lean, ripped and thin
Getting close to Christmas, playboys. Someone throw in some Dan Quinn rhymes! @Charles Manson @EliteHandSpeed @HOLA @InfinityLens @milk man @TheGZA @Arqueto176 @Dmac69 @cmw43 @longafan
Being honest, I am proud to be in this list. Means more than graduation from law school and my biggest dating conquest. Ty. Fred Riva tied me to a tree, Hot Wheels tracks across my back, Peaches the cat? I set her free. Cal Worsham? Fuck you. Herb Akers is a legend in the game When it comes to deep tissue.
Dan was taking it easy on that guy by choking him out rather than unleashing his deadly...and I do mean deadly handspeed.
Twas the night before Christmas And all through Dan's crib You could hear him in his room Ranting and runnin his jib As I got closer and closer I realized his camera was rollin I could not tell if he was serious Or doing some serious trollin He was cussing and yelling about stevia in his stocking You better watch out When his handspeed comes a knocking
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the level 4 prison yard, The hung brothas were running in fear because DQ's grower dick was hard, DQ was physically overwhelming n*ggas with his hands, So spun on stevia that he couldn't chill out no matter how much he popped those Xans Bringing cats like peachy back from the grave with the pure, Bringing hotties to triple digit orgasm's using the violin to make their pussies purr, His mom still trying to get him out of her house, He's still trying to get that fight with Kimbo Slice and legally hurt him bad enough to make him cry like a mouse
