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Merry Xmas - Dan Quinn style

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by MVPnis, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. MVPnis White Belt

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    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the Jail,
    Not a ***** was stirring, not even a one that
     
  2. Anhslaught Blue Belt

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    lol not bad at all.
     
  3. SnowBlynd Red Belt

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    I don't get it
     
  4. bengt Brown Belt

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    Quinn. Sound like Queen. Girliename.
     
  5. NHBfilipino222 Punishment.

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    Stevia should be illegal!
     
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    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood
    Everyone listen up, Dan's got a story too good
    Blending stevia and water, and watching it spin
    In no time playa, you'll be lean, ripped and thin
     
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    Fact not fiction, playas
     
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    Anyone else wanna throw in some rhymes, playas?
     
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    Let it be a very white Yuletide due to all the stevia extract snorting.
     
  13. milk man Purple Belt

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    Being honest, I am proud to be in this list. Means more than graduation from law school and my biggest dating conquest. Ty.

    Fred Riva tied me to a tree,
    Hot Wheels tracks across my back,
    Peaches the cat? I set her free.

    Cal Worsham? Fuck you.
    Herb Akers is a legend in the game
    When it comes to deep tissue.
     
  14. NHBfilipino222 Punishment.

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    He eats like a pig.
     
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    Playing the violin should be mandatory, however.
     
  16. wellz6 Black Belt

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    Dan was taking it easy on that guy by choking him out rather than unleashing his deadly...and I do mean deadly handspeed.
     
  17. wellz6 Black Belt

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    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through Dan's crib
    You could hear him in his room
    Ranting and runnin his jib

    As I got closer and closer
    I realized his camera was rollin
    I could not tell if he was serious
    Or doing some serious trollin

    He was cussing and yelling
    about stevia in his stocking
    You better watch out
    When his handspeed comes a knocking
     
  18. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the level 4 prison yard,
    The hung brothas were running in fear because DQ's grower dick was hard,
    DQ was physically overwhelming n*ggas with his hands,
    So spun on stevia that he couldn't chill out no matter how much he popped those Xans

    Bringing cats like peachy back from the grave with the pure,
    Bringing hotties to triple digit orgasm's using the violin to make their pussies purr,
    His mom still trying to get him out of her house,
    He's still trying to get that fight with Kimbo Slice and legally hurt him bad enough to make him cry like a mouse
     
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  19. How the fuck does this get wastelanded? sherdog is slipping...
     
  20. wellz6 Black Belt

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    Welcome back, playboy!! Sweet rhymes!
     

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