Merry Xmas - Dan Quinn style

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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the Jail,
Not a ***** was stirring, not even a one that
 
Quinn. Sound like Queen. Girliename.
 
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood
Everyone listen up, Dan's got a story too good
Blending stevia and water, and watching it spin
In no time playa, you'll be lean, ripped and thin
 
Anyone else wanna throw in some rhymes, playas?
 
Let it be a very white Yuletide due to all the stevia extract snorting.
 
Getting close to Christmas, playboys. Someone throw in some Dan Quinn rhymes!

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Being honest, I am proud to be in this list. Means more than graduation from law school and my biggest dating conquest. Ty.

Fred Riva tied me to a tree,
Hot Wheels tracks across my back,
Peaches the cat? I set her free.

Cal Worsham? Fuck you.
Herb Akers is a legend in the game
When it comes to deep tissue.
 
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Dan's crib
You could hear him in his room
Ranting and runnin his jib

As I got closer and closer
I realized his camera was rollin
I could not tell if he was serious
Or doing some serious trollin

He was cussing and yelling
about stevia in his stocking
You better watch out
When his handspeed comes a knocking
 
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the level 4 prison yard,
The hung brothas were running in fear because DQ's grower dick was hard,
DQ was physically overwhelming n*ggas with his hands,
So spun on stevia that he couldn't chill out no matter how much he popped those Xans

Bringing cats like peachy back from the grave with the pure,
Bringing hotties to triple digit orgasm's using the violin to make their pussies purr,
His mom still trying to get him out of her house,
He's still trying to get that fight with Kimbo Slice and legally hurt him bad enough to make him cry like a mouse
 
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the level 4 prison yard,
The hung brothas were running in fear because DQ's grower dick was hard,
DQ was physically overwhelming n*ggas with his hands,
So spun on stevia that he couldn't chill out no matter how much he popped those Xans

Bringing cats like peachy back from the grave with the pure,
Bringing hotties to triple digit orgasm's using the violin to make their pussies purr,
His mom still trying to get him out of her house,
He's still trying to get that fight with Kimbo Slice and legally hurt him bad enough to make him cry like a mouse

Welcome back, playboy!! Sweet rhymes!
 
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